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I don't know why any Arsenal fan, when invited on to SkySports & asked to respond to Jamie O'Hara, would pass up the opportunity to absolutely trash the cunt & his fuckwit shit-stirring.

The least you can do is question who he is & what value he offers to anyone, anywhere.

But that's just me.

27 Goals scored, 0 conceded in UCL group/league games at Home under Arteta is a mad, mad stat.

Clarence Seedorf is just too fucking cool.

Personally, got no problem with it. Seen her do it before (Spanish with Zubimendi) because she has that rare journalistic quality towards non-native English speakers: Empathy

She's also excellent at it. HaytersTV is a decent point of reference to just how atrociously it can be done.

Yeap. He went for it, then thought better of it.

Shay Given just had to censor himself from saying Martinelli was cheating, the twat.

For such a boring, glum man, I really don't like Shay Given

I'm quite frankly furious we have conceded a shot on target tonight. It's just not good enough.

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Ah, the lesser-spotted Benjamin White

After 2 2-0 wins, I was hoping we'd rack up a few goals against someone to build up our GD. I never, ever expected it to be against Simeone's lads.

For me, to be truly 'great' player, you have to be more—do more—than your position demands.

Gabriel is the best defender in the World. It's as simple as that.

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The ref...

I wonder, do referees have to take an anal-retentiveness exam before making the move up to the UEFA group?

This referee is your typically picky UEFA wanker.

The Liveblog doesn't appear to be auto updating again.

That's certainly more diplomatic that the "utter shit" I'd call them.

My guess is: he was part of someone's bet.

We all get there eventually

Step 3:

If the defender/goalkeeper touches the ball 1st, but the action taken to do so uses excessive force/is a danger to the opponent (especially a goalkeepers use of his/her fists/knees): Penalty

3/3

Step 2:

If the defender/goalkeeper touches the ball 1st, but subsequent contact immediately denies the attacker an opportunity to reach the ball they'd CLEARLY get to before the opponent: Penalty

2/3

Simplify what is/isn't a tackle/block challenge worthy of a penalty in 3 simple steps.

Step 1:

If the defender/goalkeeper commits any action that makes contact with the attackers legs prior to making/in order to make contact with the ball: Penalty.

1/3

Why does the woman who presents SkySports' referee decisions review thingy sound like she's reporting on some kind of terrorist tragedy? She's so fucking glum.

I can barely bring my feet up to put my socks on, let alone do what Havertz is doing. Makes my eyes water.

I assumed it was bots. When I found out that, more often than not, it wasn't, it begged more questions. Some people are just odd.

One dead and 10 injured as sudden tornado hits Paris suburbs A 23-year-old construction worked has been killed after a tornado tore through Val-d'Ois, north of Paris, on Monday, toppling three construction cranes.

Last Tornado In Paris

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Yes, it is.