It’s the ghost of Kyle Seager.

"This place is a complete nightmare."

A person writing a crazy tweet replies to a tweet about a Mariners win

People cannot handle a powerful Mariners team and will do anything to stop it.

The Mariners brought back a very different version of Eugenio Suárez During the 2023-24 offseason, the Mariners traded Eugenio Suárez, their third baseman of the previous two seasons, to Arizona. Less than two years later, the night before Thursday's Trade Deadline, th...

Wrote about how the Eugenio Suárez who returns to Seattle is a very different hitter than the one they let go in a cost-cutting deal two years ago -- and how his attempt to limit Ks almost led to a DFA last season before stance adjustments changed everything:

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Good morning, all. We got another huge batch of transaction analysis up on the site this morning, six pieces in all. Here's a quick tour:

So apparently you can’t bring your own cans of tuna to a restaurant anymore because of woke.

Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.

they call them "the twins" in honor of the only two people on the roster

Come back bby

Omg the A’s play the Dbacks next so that’s probably why they put Locklear on the roster - the Dbacks need a first baseman so we have one here already 😂

Also, mid-game breaking news is legitimately funny. Getting Geno back after salary dumping him a few years ago is legitimately funny. The Mariners do funny things!

Didn’t think they’d pull it off but let’s goooooooooo!

Jim Belushi stars in The Passion of the Christ.

Despite being an active Oriole just 3 hours ago, Seranthony Dominiguez is now pitching for the Blue Jays against the Orioles in relief

The 8 on his uniform is upside down

At some point, the Republican project shifted from attacking scientific consensus on particular subjects that ran counter to their political interests to trying to shut down all scientific inquiry wherever it might be headed.

Mariners East

Big Loser Energy here. Great work from the local ball club.

Nice

jfc this is bleak

Move over, Hemingway

Imagine this guy was holding up a trident necklace and saying “Mariners!”

Didn’t even move his feet after he caught it. WHAT THE HELL.

Screenshot from MLB.com: Vin Scully, the Dodgers’ legendary voice, summed up the moment best: “What a marvelous moment for baseball; what a marvelous moment for Atlanta and the state of Georgia; what a marvelous moment for the country and the world. A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol. And it is a great moment for all of us, and particularly for Henry Aaron.”

Exactly... and notice how they purposely cut Vin Scully's commentary of that historic moment at the word "world".

Maybe the Astros’ injury problem is that they keep interviewing the surgeons mid-surgery