If you have a stronger bucket and a rope, you can swing the clay around your head to seperate the water out of the clay faster than using gravity.

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There were separate people who all tried to cut a roll in half using a pocket knife. Some of them had two cuts. Some of them tried to fix it by drinking vodka, which made their blood super thin and resistant to clotting. I was left with so much cleaning.

Bedtime procrastination - Wikipedia

#revenge-bedtime-procrastination
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They should have paid extra for the ad-free version.

In German there are three genders with differing grammar rules. Duolingo doesn't tell you the gender of words it introduces, you just have to guess based on if your answer was rejected. There used to be a little wiki page on every question explaining gender, but it got removed.

I was asked to share my views on 3D printing as strategic industry for @LBC. Today, 3D printers are no longer just hobby tools - they build prototypes, medical devices, drones...
The key question is: can we afford to use unsecure tech? ⤵️

Strangly, as I'm from the UK where we value the freedom to run a cooking appliance with the power draw of an industrial arc welder from any plug socket in the house, I can't think of anything dangerous we do.
Once, I treated 3 seperate Germans who lacirated their hands trying to make sandwitches.

The cover for "Dragon Magic: Your First Programming Book," a book about programming the Dragon microcomputer. In it, two kids are flipping through a book and typing into a , while behind them, a minotaur wields an ax, a dragon breathes fire, and a pair of spaceships engage the dragon. To the bottom is the author's name, Richard Wadman, and to the bottom-right is the logo of Dragon Data, reading: "DRAGON DATA APPROVED"

The greatest lie the 80s told young computer users is that programming would be as magical an experience as the programming textbooks of the 80s promised.

I don't know what to tell you. All of us who stuck to that low level of programming seem happy, especially those who make IoT do Blinkenlights.

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

*FINAL MUSTER*

CULT OF THE DEAD COW is saddened to report that longtime cDc Ninja Strike Force member, Delchi, has passed over the great rainbow teleconference bridge.

He can now be found amongst the most blessed celestial engineers, venerating the great DemonSeed Elite, k-rad be his name.

**

Tailsacale gives free domain names in the form of *.word-word.ts.net
I got the ts random name generator to produce two words that make the hythenated name of an animal that I like. I got it in under two minutes as random word generators like me.

[0006801] AI won't fight back or respond to you killing other people

How long did you spend rerolling your tailscale DNS name until you found something you liked?

I've used this set-up for a year now. I can highly recommend using aRDP Pro with Tailscale to access remote desktops.
You'll also want to get a nice folding keyboard, else you loose some of the size advantage.
If you need to access linux file systems or flash microcontrollers, carry a RPi zero.

[0001986] Military Units strip from their uniforms when given orders to kill.

Vielleicht könnte Ihre Stadt die Weihnachtsmärkte in den Spreewald verlegen, da dieser für Fahrzeuge über 3,5 Tonnen sicher ist.

In reguards to infectius diseases, there are two types of people.
Avoid them.

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

First time at Congress? The Chaos Mentors have your back at 39C3! Once again this year, the Chaos Mentors are joining the Chaos Communication Congress in Hamburg! Interested mentors and mentees can register on our Chaos Mentors platform until 25 November 2025,…

First time at #39C3 Chaos Communication Congress, looking for a bit of support or a small group to connect? Chaos Mentors with colorful propeller hats have your back! – Please, sign up by 25 Nov events.ccc.de/en/2025/11/0...

Me seven seconds after delivering project: Does that chip have a PWM pin? I'm a fool, I could have made the firmware slightly smaller.

I don't think that's true.
It doen't run that much faster than a 3D printer with a 1mm layer height, looks like it costs the same as a few printers and those pins look so incredably fragile.

Woudn't it be far cheaper to 3D print a negative to expand the foam filled membrane into?

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

39C3: Call for Assemblies tl;dr: please register your assembly over at the Hub no later than Sunday, 23 November, 23:42 (CET). There will once again be tables, chairs and spaces in several areas and on several floors of the…

Call for Assemblies: There will be tables, chairs and spaces waiting to be filled with your ideas, topics, and projects. Please register your #39c3 assembly no later than Sunday, 23 November events.ccc.de/en/2025/11/0...

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/

Electricity prices are negative, this is a huge echonomic win!

This is a simple programming task, for which I use Vim, Sed, Awk and Bash.

Vorträge, Musik, Kunst, Punk: Macht mit beim 39. Chaos Communication Congress! Wir laden dazu ein, das Programm auf den Bühnen mit Vorträgen und den 39C3 mit Musik, Kunst und Punk zu bereichern. Der Call for Participation in gleich vier Feldern ist nun online. Der Chaos…

Vorträge, Musik, Kunst, Punk: Macht mit beim 39. Chaos Communication Congress! Die Deadline für den Call for Participation für das Bühnenprogramm des #39c3 ist der 24. Oktober, 23.59 UTC events.ccc.de/2025/09/28/3...