MerderKitten

Over 6' just makes you huggable and a terrific little spoon.

Okay. But what's the warning label?

"Christ on a cracker" was misinterpreted as "Christ is a cracker" and that's why Jesus is white.

Gen Alpha Kittens.

A mama had babies in my back yard. Unfortunately I couldn't get her.

How about kitten pics?

Was it Slender Man??

I bet it was Slender Man.

A black and white cat and myself head to head high as kites. We both got into the nip!

We both got into the nip.

Sending you pvssy pics!!

Because cute girls of course. 😂💜

a toy story frog is wearing a woody hat ALT: a toy story frog is wearing a woody hat

That may work. And hats.

But petting them …🤮

I'd have to be pretty hungry to eat them and I don't see it raising my libido if I do!! 😹😹😹

They were my Alma Mater's mascot and all over the place in college.

Yes!! In detail!! Everyone should know!!

And often it is "bubbley"!!

They are SO GROSS!!

Used to live in Washington!!

A gooey duck!!!

Anytime!💜

"omg if dockworkers strike it will cost billions!"

well shit, that makes it sound sounds like their demands are pretty reasonable!

lol

Happy 100th Birthday
President Jimmy Carter.

Thank you for your lifelong service
to the people of the world.

How can we help you get your needles??

Fck the police.

Serve and protect??
Who?
What?
Fckn BREAD!!

Sounds pretty normal to me, ngl.

And here I was thinking you were the wonderful one!!💜💜💜

It was so good. 💜

A white plate with balck design. Salmon on a bed of white rice and spiraled cucumbers with red Vine ripe tomatoes.

Dinner tonight.

A small dark purple flower in a plastic bone hand on a black background.

💜🖤💜

I never enjoyed food until I unmasked.