Phil Dzikiy

Don't email me about coming back to complete my purchase. I abandoned that cart for a reason

They're calling it "the most misleading 295-yard passing game in football history"

The production for this is unbelievable and it’s wildly entertaining AND a bunch of uncles are getting so mad they have to go outside

Very cool to watch one of our wealthy overlords gut one of the largest papers in the country in real time, all while I’m entering day 3 of Jimmy Fallon Was At A Bar In Rochester coverage from every local outlet. We’re in good shape.

That goal by Chinakhov was the 15,000th regular season goal scored by Pens. Only the Original Six teams have more.

[🎶 plays "Whatta Man" by Salt-N-Pepa with En Vogue]

Certified classic

Becoming Stuart Skinner-pilled

There's too much Real Shit going on right now for me to make a big stink about this baffling hire but my quietly held theory that Dan Rooney was the good owner and Art Rooney II isn't up to the same standard, sadly, has legs

Columbus really let the Pens have Chinakhov. Dude could score 30 next season

You always hear about teams trying to “get off the schneid” but you never hear about them being ON the schneid, even though that’s where they are

Saying “Nate Scheelhaase” out loud in my strongest Yinzer accent and I get chills. It almost feels too powerful to unleash upon the world

As a Steeler fan this is somehow my exact thought. (Curt Cignetti would be in there if he was turning 45 and not 65 this year)

Godspeed to Mike Tomlin. Preparing to go radio silent into the Yinzer Conclave.

Doesn’t matter where they’re from. Justin Herbert and Trevor Lawrence are the California Games QBs. They’re wearing Body Glove and they’re hitting the In-N-Out

On one hand, Josh Allen's body is falling apart drive by drive. On the other hand, this Jax offensive gameplan is bewildering and Lawrence looks awful

Basically the blocker approached from the side, the defender was in front of the play and slowed down when the runner cut back....I've seen it called but I agree that it shouldn't be called

No

There are no other teams that consistently play games like those two teams do. It's all true

Rodgers is gonna average .5 yards per attempt next week but I don't care at the moment I am alive and so are the Pittsburgh Steelers

Football. Heritage.

🎶 Buffalo people KNOW how to eat!
And Buffalo people KNOW how to have a good tiiiime

Kenneth Gainwell

Jonnu Smith rushing TD is how you know Arthur Smith is feeling himself tonight

Nobody will care because it's a game against Anaheim in December in which they still got a point, but considering the circumstances — :18 left in regulation, starting a power play with a one-goal lead, you cleanly win the faceoff in their zone — that was one of the dumbest losses in Penguins history

false advertising!!

cultural and moral decline

Can you imagine what it was like when that Bing Crosby-Andrews Sisters Jingle Bells collab dropped, people must have lost their minds 🔥