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Can't we all just take a gummy and relax?

17.02.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should have told Robert Duvall what we thought about him before he died.

16.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've often seen this dog in my dog lol

15.02.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so many!

15.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A German shepherd named Franz with a dopey face, laying on the lap of his owner using his paw to stop the owner from typing on a laptop

A German shepherd named Franz with a dopey face, laying on the lap of his owner using his paw to stop the owner from typing on a laptop

Less writing more petting

15.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was a carousel attendee but figured it was too old a reference

15.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one else is at DJ Spinners tonight.

15.02.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a guy at an agency I used to work for who gave out Valentines. Specifically, he handed out lip balm tied by a ribbon to a business card with his phone number. More specifically, handed this out only to the young women at the agency.

He currently runs a creative department in Chicago.

13.02.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's becoming too powerful. It's an overthrow situation.

10.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A weather forecast for Buffalo, NY with temps by the hour ranging from 27 degrees at 8 am to 38 degrees at 1 pm

A weather forecast for Buffalo, NY with temps by the hour ranging from 27 degrees at 8 am to 38 degrees at 1 pm

Looks like the time to meet up at Ghetto Beach is 1 PM. I’ll bring the Smirnoff Ices and sunscreen. Someone bring a football

10.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll allow it. And I’m a hater

09.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What were the AJ Barner MVP odds?

09.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure the Patriots only have 70 yards but each yard is like 3 feet so it’s like hundreds of feet.

09.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many uncles just came at that Bud commercial

09.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grachias

09.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I switched on the MAGA halftime show and it was all those guys watching a tv and throwing their hats on the ground in anger

09.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I googled a bunch of words

09.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish every time I talked Jason Garrett sat a few feet away from me and smiled

09.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anything Ryan Gosling probably hurt it

09.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Movie where the sun is broke)

NASA: β€œIt’s no use. The sun is going out. There’s no more juice.”

Ryan Gosling on a step ladder with a flare gun: β€œHold on!!”

09.02.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop!

09.02.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re gonna fix the sun???!!!!

09.02.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the Super Bowl being played in America I can’t tell

08.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Troy! Yes

08.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drake Maye looks like the jock from Goonies who yelled at Andy at the well.

08.02.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Off Rez
YouTube video by Ribbon Skirt - Topic Off Rez

Whole album is great but this song is so cool I can’t stop listening to it. Gorgeous angst.
youtu.be/Qsct662jjgo?...

08.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite facts is that the Bandits mascot is a trash panda

08.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re going their part

07.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair point

07.02.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you ripped a sheet of paper out of a notebook and drew a big stupid stick figure floppy dang, you’d be contributing more to the world than anything created by AI

07.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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