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Milla Reed

@millareed.bsky.social

Writing commercial fiction, rep’d by Shesto Literary. Co host of The Emergency Chicken podcast. Gardening and crafting too. https://linktr.ee/millareed

1,354 Followers  |  999 Following  |  332 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  1.9948

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Was quietly impressed when 'Zon quickly delivered the author copies of According to Eve I ordered a month ago.

Anyways, I just got an email saying they're refunding me because they couldn't be delivered. Now I is confusled. Did I dream them?

10.12.2025 14:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I really didn’t expect it to be a word.

09.12.2025 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Too many apostrophes.

09.12.2025 10:14 — 👍 112    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

Sheesh. OH is watching the World Cup thing. I can cope with the odd bit of sportsing but I wasn’t warned about the Orange Menace. My coping mechanism is to drink too much wine.

05.12.2025 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh. Did I get the rules wrong? I didn’t read the small print 😟

02.12.2025 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Ooh, can I play?

02.12.2025 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I knew it would be the greenery!

28.11.2025 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I may have got carried away making bunches of greenery for a Xmas fair tomorrow. I really hope I don’t have to bring them all home again! 🫤

28.11.2025 15:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watched Untouchable with friends last night. Such a lovely film, made us all roar with laughter 😁

28.11.2025 08:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks for the retweet Nige, much appreciated :-)

26.11.2025 13:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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If you need an Xmas present for a grannie, great Aunt or your lovely elderly neighbour, please consider According to Eve. They're so hard to buy for, but most of them love a slice of nostalgia :-)

26.11.2025 09:31 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

About 50 yards from my door! We blind tasted wines and those scored highest become the new wine list.

19.11.2025 13:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We had free cheese in our local recently, unfortunately it was one night only 😁

18.11.2025 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Here’s the interesting thing. I’ve always belonged to the soapy anus crew on the leaves, but love the seeds. I’m getting on a bit and recently I’ve found myself fancying a bit of that soap. No idea why!

16.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hope you have a better day x

16.11.2025 09:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t panic! My guess is it that’s it’s coriander seeds, not leaves. They taste like spicy orange, so entirely acceptable in a mince pie.

16.11.2025 09:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’re fine. I’m told it doesn’t start til 1 December

12.11.2025 17:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are a Super Hero!

26.10.2025 20:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll try and sell it at a craft market. If that fails I’ll fill it with holly.

14.10.2025 16:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This ol’ jug looked tired so I gave him a red and green makeover. It’s the #decoupage version of wearing a Xmas jumper. 😁

14.10.2025 09:20 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My WIP has had about 8 titles so far. I’m not convinced by any of them, so if you have a spare kicking around…

06.10.2025 09:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I understand this. I really can't knit, but had a go at the beginning of a pregnancy. I felt nauseous around wool for years!

03.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A lady from Hong Kong wanted to tell me how interesting she found 'According to Eve' as someone who hadn't been raised here.
She doesn't use Amazon. By the time my hair was done, she had written this. How lovely!
#accordingtoeve #1950s #history #kent #rochester #chatham #gillingham #medway

02.10.2025 16:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Allo Nige! Good to see you back. Enjoy Spain.

02.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There's a special place in hell for those - and it's not just Mone - whose first thought during a national emergency was that this it was an opportunity to get rich by looting the Treasury.

01.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 71    🔁 23    💬 1    📌 1

Well I’ve been in rapture because my car came from the garage days earlier than expected. Is that what they meant?

23.09.2025 17:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no! Hang on there Gill x

22.09.2025 17:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The true question right now is whether you believe in the moral character of the British public. If you do, you'll want to have the fight with Reform. You'll believe that the public will hate the idea of breaking up families, spying on & deporting people who've worked here for years.

22.09.2025 07:43 — 👍 1945    🔁 490    💬 134    📌 32
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As seen on Facebook:

16.09.2025 09:29 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Now this is a great idea!

15.09.2025 14:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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