Primary Maria Cantwell!!

“Villain”

The color of the sky in Seattle is little boy blue

GOOD LUCK SIRS

How long you been a racist slimeball Jon?

Instead of firing Nuzzi, Vanity Fair should have assigned her to the Newsom ‘28 campaign

WEALTH TAX NOW

So Jeffries went out of his way to declare that the Dems will overlook the actions of the drunk white Nazi who’s been bragging about serially murdering fishermen, but the Indian-American guy who’s been using white peoples‘ airplane wrong? that’s a bridge too far

Gavin with Donald Trump Jr’s future wife

JUST BE NORMAL!!!1!!!1!

Yes famously regular cops never hurt anyone

“Serious restraint”? fuck off, retire

That’s okay I had big breakfast

Weird bidet

She should have asked Netanyahu for the money

No they’re not

I have a guess at what “Stu” is short for

The Post Office should sell weed

Hey man the constitution was written by syphilitic freaks, perverts, torturers and rapists and we obviously don’t have to follow it

or she could find me a fully functioning 1960's Maestro EP-2 tube Echoplex because I guess we're just throwing out things we like more than other things

nearly every reading surface we are exposed to, from gas pumps to iPads, has so much advertising and misleading garbage on it. It genuinely makes me mad/embarrassed when I start reading something and figure out it's sponcon or spam or whatever

I wonder if greed has kinda degraded the act of reading

she's great at gaining access to her subjects apparently

like you've for sure got a fucking uncle or coworker or neighbor who loves trump that you won't say shit to, but you'll spend some time performatively tsk-tsking unspecified Somalis who you just read about in some article by some other embarrassed idiot trying to save face

"It's the Arabs no it's the Somalis no it's the leftists" none of this shit happened man, you're trying to find anyone to blame except regular-ass white people (probably just like you) who voted in droves for Trump

Tend your own fucking garden, stew in your embarrassment and shut the fuck up

eat shit

How long have you been a piece of shit, Stu?

"bernie bros" ? wow what a sure-fire way to prove that you'll believe anything

There's a dang cheeto in the Cloud Dancer House

hey man you've called me a dumbfuck like 10 times and are now quote posting me to try to get some help in your poorly-proceeding war here. I think you might have to check your definition of "agro"

right, it must feel pretty bad for you to be losing an argument to such a stupid person

no you're right, NATO bringing slavery back to northern Africa was a good outcome

"you fuckers" it's telling that you have created a cacophony of voices in your head that you are bravely doing battle against while sitting on your toilet or whatever