Jawn of the Dead

…drinking 10 pints of beer is an alarming amount for anyone.

I love this one, but the versions I’ve seen have one more line of the recipient responding with “who is the right person?!”

I wish in my bones that this were true.

Get well soon.

But is he also a pedophile like the President of the United States?

Nor have I, and Google is no help. Apparently it’s a song.

it's so cool that everyone has just completely forgotten that the President doesn't have any legal authority to set US tariff rates

we're like six months into an illegal tax regime being set by imperial decree and everyone's treating it like a totally legitimate thing

Guys I think America has a far-right problem

We have to go together so that no one has to go first into the meat grinder. We need to start gathering those of us who are willing to go together.

Also:

“…………LINE!”

Which now is shouted in our household every time an actor on any show pauses dramatically.

There’s a possibiliteeeeee 🎵

This is literally what we reported would happen. www.status.news/p/skydance-c...

I have always understood the reason for this distinction to be more about water than about AC. Many of these deserts people are moving to have a finite water supply.

Refrigeration is needed year round.

Listen To The Jeffrey Epstein Tapes: ‘I Was Donald Trump’s Closest Friend’ Explosive tapes recorded by author Michael Wolff show Epstein claiming Trump liked to “f---” his friends’ wives and first slept with Melania on the “Lolita Express.”

Feel like this kinda got lost in the final days of the election www.thedailybeast.com/listen-to-th...

not to be the flyspeck nyt copy as if it's the most important thing guy, but seriously wtf is this?

Or do what Ronald Reagan did, lol

It’s better than talking to God. At least the algorithm actually exists.

Before the Supreme Court did away with affirmative action, this was how schools tracked their admissions to try to ensure groups of individuals were not excluded based on race, gender, disability, etc. It was imperfect, but better than what happened historically.

We used to call this a presence patrol

It didn't work in Iraq or Afghanistan, that much I can assure you

I did not use it as a reference to the holocaust. I’m using the term concentration camp, because that’s what they are. As for the solution, we could find one that does not involve concentration camps as a response to a civil violation.

Concentration camp - Wikipedia

“A concentration camp is a prison or other facility used for the internment of political prisoners or politically targeted demographics, such as members of national or ethnic minority groups, on the grounds of national security, or for exploitation or punishment.”

The fact that you don’t perceive that there’s anything wrong with you is also telling.

OUR DREAMS ARE NOW SIMPLER THAN THE END OF WAR‼️

It’s Motaz again & again😔
Two years of hunger & genocide have drained our souls💔

Bombing, Displacement & Famine… left us with one simple dream: to eat & feel full for a single day😭

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The great thing about living in a state that votes 53% D is i'm allowed to say that if your state votes 53% R your kids deserve to die. I'm still a good person because of where I live. Please dont all applaud at once