Emoluments for me, but not for thee.

Apparently collective punishment is an American Value now.

#NewBlackMonday

Cruelty is the goal.

Sure, amend the constitution or call a constitutional convention and rewrite the whole thing.

Don’t worry, enforcement will be limited to pride and related flags.

They don’t know what smart is.

White supremacy cannot permit evidence of excellence that is not white.

Very little of it is knowledge.

He knows that smugglers don’t pay tariffs, right?

What other successful government agencies can we privatize?

Don’t bully your friends.

Fake. Trump showed his belly to Putin, not his back.

Musk shouldn’t be allowed to name anything.

Chef’s kiss

You’re already rounding to the nearest penny. Now you just round to the nearest nickel. This is the first sensible thing they’ve proposed.

Glad to see the city standing up for its residents.

I’m glad to know that my research into the aggregation reaction barriers in amyloid formation will likely also get swept up.

It’s the 5-bond carbon that freaks me out.

Who’s gonna tell him?

“I kissed the ring, and I liked it.”

There’s a reason they don’t want fact checking.

We have to stop pretending that these things didn’t happen, or that they were isolated incidents.

Weren’t the crusaders murderous, mean-spirited bigots? I see your point. She wasn’t murderous.

His hand is on his wallet.

Sinister!