Matt the Scott

Hey kids! Spooky season is here! Who's YOUR favorite Nosferatu??

#stephenmiller

RFK Jr talking about #Tylenol:

Hey, everyone, this guy is super edgy, he just wanted to make sure you knew.

IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!

Multiple peer reviewed studies done by medical researchers indicate that Tylenol does not seem to be a cause of autism. But one heroin-addicted nepo baby says that it is. For pregnant mothers it can be hard to know who to trust.

Trump’s inability to pronounce “acetaminophen” raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.

Me, yelling up at my wife as she's Raptured:
"What's the FIOS password??"

#Rapture

The worst Kato:

Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency.

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends

JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald

GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

An airport banner with an image of a folding laptop paralleled to a hot dog that reads "feeding fans faster with AI"

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

"let's keep politics out of it" - someone with one very specific set of politics

I like that you don't understand hyperbole or commas.

JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.

I like that you're a menace, like Spider-Man. I demand pictures!

I love Harold and his square.

Hahahaha please have this framed.

Adams watching the scavenger hunt:

Team Eric Adams Get Through Entire Day Without Any New Crimes Challenge

That's right, Eric Adams! You give the mayor of New York a piece of your mind!

Eric Adams tweet: “I'm sure a scavenger hunt was fun for the people with nothing better to do. Ask our working families trying to do whatever they can to survive if they participated. Ask the people worried about making rent if they thought it was worth it. Mamdani is trying to turn our city into the Squid Games.”

wow that’s fucked up that they killed everyone who didn’t complete the scavenger hunt

But...but *you're* the mayor right now

no woke sign is gonna tell *me* what water’s potable

Always someone in the comments making excuses for the fascists.

"And there's always a fucking way."

Avengement is FANTASTIC.

Yes, best to do nothing.

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His anchor babies.