Duncs

Boootiful clean coal.

#Trump will probably come out and say he’s never even met Arthur Scargill

Who has been on walking holiday on Madeira?

You both appear to have the same hairdresser?

God be praised, it’s a miracle!

Obligatory airport pint of 80’.

I wish face masks were still mandatory…

I pray for them.

The person in the seat behind me appears to have been eating shit and is leaning forward and breathing through the gap between the seats and their dog breath is making me retch.

I’m on the Ember coach to Edinburgh, the driver has been ‘captured’ by a woman in the front seats speaking her life dot at her… At least it’s better than the LNER carriage with 2 barking collies going all the way to That London…

Should be black Oxfords.

Dark blue suit?

There is someone in this train carriage with black shoes and a brown belt. #seeitsayitsortit

In the short time I’ve been waiting for a train there’s been rain, sleet, snow and I do believe that is the Sun. Although in the couple of minutes it’s taken me to board the train the Sun has gone for another year.

You need to add a W to the end of NSF as most of the social media content I see contains the hashtag #NSFW. Just think of the penetration into the mainstream?

Welcome listeners to Never Strays Far Weekly, that’s hashtag NSFW. No, no, nnnno’.

Which one did you end up getting?

It’s the amount of ascent from cycling over the flyovers to ride the other direction down the dual carriageway.

Are you up here or down there?

iPad app please!

Look at the size of that!

1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

Good!! Keep going!

That is exactly what Peter Thiel who is the man behind Vance’s rise wants.

Does anyone know if ‘wacky and zany’ pro cyclist Alison Jackson the ‘Queen of the Cobbles’ has retired?

Jeezy peeps, that PCS Stats website on the phone is unusable with all the adverts.

Royal Mail lying out of the arse with expected delivery times between 1510 and 1710 this afternoon…

Oh how we did laugh….

Bastarding Weather.

Meh

Apparently it is in the spray shop.

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Day 11/20 of waiting for the new bike delivery. This has been even longer than the 100 days of January.