Duncs

Send him our way.

All the Italians one this site are going to the showers wearing microfibres robes and not using towels. One question, how do they ‘Floss’?

I can tell you’re from Edinburgh as you’ve mentioned Waitrose. The nearest one to us is an hour and a half drive…

When Trump does pop off this mortal coil I do hope he goes out in style. Not like the Coop funeral adverts but like Najibullah, Gadaffi or Ceaucescu.

BBQ from t’Asda.

We also have a nobbers with disposable barbecue season…

How Kentucky bourbon went from boom to bust Tariffs, oversupply and teetotaling Gen-Zs have all contributed to the downfall of one of America's most iconic liquors.

Bulleit Bourbon suffers a large drop in international sales in 2025. Hmmm you don’t need the brains of an Archbishop to work out why? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The drivers of Angus not being complete nobbers for starters.

Without spreading any rumours, I wonder how that fire could possibly have started….

A big no no in the Alps is walking on the pastures as it is the Winter feed for the livestock. That didn’t stop a couple of prize tits on Alpe de Siusi dressed in flowing white garments in a close embrace with a camera on a tripod. They heard me shout in broad Tyke ‘get out the pasture, dickheads’.

When you’re packed in like sardines you have to choose the best pitch on the site.

Look at the influencers in their native habitat…

Hoofing day up Sassolungo. A bit busy until the second refugio/lunchtime. Saw marmots, eagles and some influencers frolicking in the wild.

We got asked to leave a hotel up there as we weren’t house guests

Yes I am.

May I just say that Alpe di Suisi is a bit smaller than I imagined.

Up on Alpe de Suisi overlooking Sassolungo. Happy #fingerpostfriday

Buongiorno!

What about the rest of the UK?

Which news?

A hale and hearty congratulations to you both!

Holy moly, we’re sat on a terrace in Bergamo sipping the local vino and someone has just ordered a cappuccino at Five in the afternoon.

Yes but it took you 5 days to drive to Calais.

Has anyone ever descended an alpine road in a vehicle without their brakes getting hot and a bit smelly?

@glenorchil.bsky.social the view from my napping position…

@lauralaker.bsky.social @nedboulting.bsky.social come and marvel at the sheer magnificence of these free solar powered bike chargers at Cogne in the Grand Paradiso National Park.

Off you pop now… spambot

I’m deleting all my activities on Komoot, they’re not using my rides as a commodity to fuck over any more people. The damage is done though.

The I can’t split but will take a Curly Wurly. You need to collect today from the Italian Alps.

Magura MT2-8 brake pads for sale. 50p ono, quick sale, no time wasters.