Me most of all!
03.02.2026 08:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@iainnd.bsky.social
Do not be an alien in my replies or quotes. Never show me something that sucks. They're always trying to hit me with their cars.
Me most of all!
03.02.2026 08:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Why do they only hear me when I say things like this and not when I say the app should talk to me like I'm an adult
03.02.2026 08:22 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ohhh Pupo!
03.02.2026 04:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 01pm Sydney time! Unlike the electrician, the stream will be here at the time they said!
02.02.2026 23:56 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 010am and 1pm whatever I'm tired I have a condition
02.02.2026 22:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The electrician who was supposed to come last Wednesday between 10am and 1am called me on Friday to say he couldn't make it. So he rescheduled to 9am today. It's 9:23 so I guess I'll find out on Thursday if he's still coming.
02.02.2026 22:23 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Fake AU$1mil note. It has Ned Kelly on it.
Back of the fake milly. Text about "The million-dollar question: Will you get to Heaven?" and a bunch of other stuff.
Okay well first up I touched the key to paradise on my walk through the darkness of Okaidan Meguri so I'm guaranteed salvation in the next life. And it only cost ยฅ800 so I got a bargain too.
02.02.2026 21:07 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Some of you and it shows
02.02.2026 19:20 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ides (greyhound, black, cute) on the couch, big doona covering him and his head on a pillow. Looking hygge.
NOW that's what I call HYGGE
01.02.2026 21:32 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
01.02.2026 15:40 โ ๐ 16229 ๐ 4694 ๐ฌ 93 ๐ 71You're the pale ape
01.02.2026 08:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My HP goes up, bank's HP goes down, I get more turns. You think of it like this and banking isn't so scary. I call it "gamerisation", and it's just given me an idea for 500 identical checklist apps.
01.02.2026 00:30 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0In April I get paid 3 times and it's a short month so I pay less interest on my home loan so I kick the bank's ass. This is the kind of stuff that's exciting when you're old. Looking at the calendar.
01.02.2026 00:00 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Gun!
31.01.2026 23:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He already had that. It just makes the skin tougher.
31.01.2026 22:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just realised heโs called ET cause he eaty the little reeces pieces
25.01.2026 21:52 โ ๐ 65 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0we
31.01.2026 20:44 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0That's what's up
31.01.2026 20:38 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This rules
31.01.2026 09:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Stay an extra day! It's Pupo, Jamie! 50 years!
31.01.2026 09:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I am interested in what you both have to say
31.01.2026 09:31 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Poster for Pupo. It's the 50th anniversary world tour of Pupo. With special guest Fiordaliso.
It's Pupo! You guys gonna go see Pupo? They got Pupo. I can't believe it's already been 50 years of Pupo.
31.01.2026 09:26 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Whoโs this, your boyfriend?
REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,
Now that's a silly comedy movie!
31.01.2026 06:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you ask your braut if she ist รผbersinnlich she has to tell you
31.01.2026 06:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0mfw meine braut ist รผbersinnlich
31.01.2026 06:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0On Fallout they had Ron Perlman in freak makeup in present times. Then on the next episode they had a flashback where Clancy Brown dressed normal style showed up as a big ominous reveal. And you can't do that. You'll confuse people. They'll spend a second thinking it's the same guy turned freak.
30.01.2026 23:06 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Waldorf Warcraft
30.01.2026 21:02 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not bad how's of the dragon with you?
30.01.2026 08:41 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0