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Watched Pulse the other night. Didn't have text at the beginning. When stuff started happening I said "is there a grudge?" but there wasn't, it was other stuff. That's how you make a movie, keep the audience on their toes.

Or was it Bing Dean

Dean Bing

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This fuckin sucks dude. This is dogshit.

That'd be a fun bit, you have 5 things and 4 of them are "but not least" except maybe the third one

"They said that one last, that must be because it's least" you are either a thousand years old or it's your first time hearing about more than two things.

He's just asking, you don't gotta get so mad

I think we can stop saying "last but not least". I think everyone from the days when last usually meant least is dead now. At this point just tell me when last is least.

I think if you use the word capitalism more than once a year, there should be somebody who comes to your house and takes you to the park for an hour every day until you get better.

Uncle music is old news, the kids are all about dude movies now

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They're finally listening to the vox pop

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Me, as a wee bairn: "I am not a wee bairn! I am a mighty warrior!"

Me, now auld enough to be a mighty warrior: "I am but a wee bairn."

George Costanza voice "well it's the Sabbath... AND I'M TOILING!"

I've been saying this! Jeff Pencils, Maggie Taggie Green, any journalist, shut the fuck up! Go outside! Do stuff you like!

Pepe MeToo

Can you calm down a little bit please

Hello Mcdonalds? I tried your new Un-happy meal! The one with the Grinch on it! And it made me feel like a piece of shit!!

I PISSED

Promise Mascot Agency real

Star Trenk too

Star War guy

Every now and then they have just one guy doing all the sci-fi stuff. For a while it was JJ Abrahms. More recently it was the Dune guy. They gotta let more than one guy do a genre.

Good stuff

Now of days every scary movie is about what if you couldn't go on your phone.

What the fuck. This is a disaster. A crisis. Remember how the government took all those places and turned them into covid testing sites, they need to do that for bakeries until they're running again.

I'm good at puzzles. I got the tingler tolder about Pentagon.

They were hunting him for it.