a ancient man

when they make the Demme biopic if they don’t tap @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social for it they’re leaving money on the table

kamala harris is not and never was progressive i hope that clears it up for you

“SHOT FROM GUNS”

dipping my nipples into a pouch of fun dip

as someone who was born the year before his presidential bid, the read I had on Jesse Jackson from pop culture was some kind of grievance merchant. Every time something bad happened commentators would be like “this guy’s COMPLAINING again! C’mon it’s the 90s! everything’s perfect what’s his problem”

selfie in the nice bathroom at work. i’m wearing a black hoodie under a sherpa-lined denim jacket and a red knit hat with a pom on top. i am not smiling.

i wonder whether my cultivated unapproachability might be undercut by the pom pom on top of my hat

got mad about this again. it’s the least cinematic thing i can think of!

idk why i’m yelling about ai as much as i do i literally do not own a non-phone computer

🫵 hot

I need you to answer me simply and plainly: what do you mean. What task of such intricate, hitherto-unreachable complexity could i possibly ask this of thing.

Imogen Heap:

biiig hell yes from us at saint christophr HQ

seriously how would AI even apply to what i do every day (pretending i’m the POV character of the Jimmy Eat World songs i’m singing in my car)

i’m more convinced every day that if you work in “software” you do not have a real job. All the useful programs have been made already. The only move software has made in twenty years has been figuring out how to turn complete products into tiered subscriptions you pay for forever

nothings gonna make you want to hit another PR like your wife asking you to “flex like that again” and then giggling like a little gremlin

finally heard Geese and y’all aren’t really serious with this shit are you

Once you see who they treat this way and more pointedly who they do not, you will never not feel crazy for the rest of your life

"From: "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail.com>
To: Joscha Bach
Date: Sun, 10 Jul 2016
re taboo , maybe climate change is a good way of dealing with overpopulation. the earths forest fire. potentailly a
good thing for the species".. 1/2

It is very hard to face the conclusion that the current American regime has one overarching goal: to reduce the non-white population of the planet.

i love that she has better things to do than know this was a mistake, and i love even more that it was left in because whoever could have corrected her respects anime even less than i do

coming into my mentions to talk about uselessness wearing a “kick me” sign

it is 25 years past the point when “computers” is a job you could expect anyone to respect you for having

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

just grabbed mine from the mailbox!

case in point: what the hell are you talking about

it is 25 years past the point when “computers” is a job you could expect anyone to respect you for having

i didn’t know what “writing code” meant before you dweebs started asking a spell check to do it for you and i definitely don’t know what it means now that you’re treating it like alchemy

harry gregson-williams slumming it with ridley scott until he gets the call from kojima again

this sounds like complete fucking nonsense like what do you people think is even being made here. this is nothing. you’re building nothing.

YouTube video by StSanders ϟ†ϟ - Jake E. Lee Shreds

someone showed me Jake E Lee Shreds like 19 years ago and i had tears in my eyes youtu.be/lIgwSNXWws4