Antonia Bär

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Yeah I love creatine! creatine problems for everyone

I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.

screenshot of a headline reading "hundreds of giant rodents 'conquered' this town. now what?"

now they must agree on a system of self-government, allocate available resources to the greater good, and assign consequences to those who opposed the eventual victors

A lot of people want to separate the art from the artist, but I would settle for separating the artist from her money.

“Did you realize ‘depressed’ was your most felt emotion?”

“You felt ‘enjoyment” for the first time”

Started using a mood tracking app. So far I’m not sure it’s that great for my mental health tbh

the shift in power inside the German left tonight –– from antideutsch to antiracist, from Wagenknecht to Koçak –– is a great reason for everyone living in Germany to commit themselves to making a difference in the coming years

i’m sorry i’m just in a bad place right now (stuttgart)

art is inherently self indulgent — even the most programmatic art. without self indulgence, no art

Wenn du stolz verkündest, dass Menschenrechte dich nicht interessieren – aber Kritik daran ist „Hass und Hetze“.

accusing people of wanting attention is insane to me of course i want attention have you ever had it? it rules

Holocaust-Überlebender gibt Bundesverdienstkreuz zurück Die Durchsetzung eines Unionsantrags zur Migration im Bundestag mit Stimmen der AfD führt bei Holocaust-Überlebenden zu Protesten. Der 99-jährige Albrecht Weinberg aus Leer in Ostfriesland will gemein...

"Bei mir hat der Erfolg mit Stimmen der AfD Urängste ausgelöst." - Nach Annahme des Antrags zur Migrationspolitik im Bundestag gibt #AlbrechtWeinberg, Überlebender der KZ #Auschwitz, #MittelbauDora und #BergenBelsen, sein Bundesverdienstkreuz zurück. t1p.de/mbto0

Am Vormittag den Opfern der Faschisten von gestern gedenken, um am Nachmittag den Faschisten von heute die Hand zu reichen. Ein zutiefst beschämender Tag für dieses Land und für eine Partei, die sich immer noch christlich nennt.

Auch wenn in den heutigen Abstimmungen SPD und Grüne nicht mitgestimmt haben, so hat ihre Politik, haben Wettläufe um inhumane Grenzpolitiken und offen rassistisches Hetzen zwischen den bürgerlichen und rechten Parteien diesen Tag erst möglich gemacht. Eure Brandmauer my Ass.

We failed to stop the rise of fascism. What comes next? How to navigate the future without a map.

We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one.

shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...

Racism in Germany: The Hatred Is Accelerating Musa Okwonga moved to Berlin in 2014, one year after the foundation of Germany's far-right AfD party. Ever since, he's seen the country heading in a dangerous direction.

I wrote this essay in October 2023 on the rise of fascism in Germany. www.zeit.de/kultur/2023-... Two nights ago I walked past two new and huge far-right election adverts, metres from where I had witnessed a potentially fatal attack. Two years ago it would have been unthinkable to see them there.

The idea that people without children "have little stake in the future" is so bizarre. Does my dream of one day seeing a re-telling of Irish mythology using only Muppets mean nothing to you

Graffiti that says “fuck nudes send me a reason to live”

Don Draper in Mad Men: that’s what the nudes are for!

Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything

Once again I am denied my Christmas #1 owing to the industry-wide blackout on my undeniable holiday classic “Intrusive Sex Thoughts Christmas”

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

Love the part after a party where you walk home and wonder if you were too weird

A pink sign that reads, “Avocado Club - You will be surprised what we can do with an Avocado.”

Is this a threat?

Overall I didn’t accomplish much this year, but five months ago I said to a guy at the bar, “This is a weird conversation, so I’ll go stand over there now”, and I’ve been riding that high ever since

People always refer to the most violent person in a situation as “working class.” As though the people who they’re directing their violence towards are not also working class.

Toni Morrison said it best: “I insist on being shocked. I am never going to become immune. I think that’s a kind of failure to see so much of it that you die inside. I want to be surprised and shocked every time.”

As someone who can’t vote in it, I think I need to be way less informed about the US election. The words “Peanut the squirrel” should not mean anything to me, and yet

Heartstopper is straight women’s revenge for Sex And The City