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I’m so excited to debut the design for this year’s National Diabetes Awareness Month hype and celebrate all of us ✨MATERIAL GORLS✨ that have to carry an infirmary with us everywhere we go.
Check out all the new items live in my shop now!

The Pretty Reckless will be performing at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!
Today is the day!!!

The Christmas decorations go up outside!

I’m excited! I’ve never decorated the yard! And I DIY’d half and bought half hella discounted!

The rest of the decos go up in the rooms/common areas.

ITS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY! 🎄🎅🤶

Image shows myself as Raven from teen titans. I have purple hair and a red cape with white trim.

Happy Christm…. I mean HALLOWEEN!!!
🎃🎃Passing out candy and a few kiddos recongizing me has been so fun! Hehehe.

Me getting a text reminder just now for general sale tickets for Bad Omens but I snagged those tickets with a two hour notice on artist presale because I’m unhinged and also I’d never miss Beartooth opening for them, like hello? 💅

YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS

an elf on the shelf is wearing a red sweater and a white hat and smiling . Alt: an elf on the shelf is wearing a red sweater and a white hat and smiling .

Who? What? Meeeee? Biased? Noooo never, psssh. *throws elf hat* here you go.

🙊🤣🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Full send into something Christmas themed!

Ugh. Thinking about wearing a cosplay for the kiddies trick or treating since we’re handing out candy. But which of mine do I wear? 🤔

Do I flex one of the award winners or go simple ? Ngl kinda miss swinging around my Nimbus 2000 and it’ll be cool enough to wear all that armor. 👀

Oh dear. That’s soo long in airport time. 😭💀

a man in a tuxedo and red cape holds a pair of scissors to his head Alt: Vampire waking up from coffin

ITS 40 DEGREES OUTSIDE!!!! AND MY SUMMER HATING SELF HAS AWOKEN LIKE A SLEEPER AGENT!!!!

Summer Seasonal depression is so fun! But seriously so ready for Winter!! Yayyayayyayayay!

Lmfao.

How to Read Dystopian Fiction in Dystopian Times Senior year of high school, I read 1984 by George Orwell for the second time.

A newsletter in which I argue for a more expansive way of reading dystopian fiction shorturl.at/3El55

This woke me up more than my coffee and I don’t like it. 😭

Anyways gonna go play some Skyrim but it might be a bit foggy. 😭😭😭

Heck yea. Finally I’m winning at somethin. 🤧🤘💕

YouTube video by SUMERIAN BAD OMENS - Dying To Love (Official Music Video)

Bad Omens have officially released new single Dying To Love.

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So many masking baddies here! Love that! Ty!

My tattoo is almost done sheeding and I *think* the tattoo shock is almost worn off as well.

I have to go out this weekend and I’m gonna wear a sleeveless shirt to really push it and see if that helps.

Getting large pieces is all fun but it really does mess with ya for awhile 🤣

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

Oh this new Bad Omens single is amazinnggg. This new album they’re tracking up for is going be phenomenal. 🥰🤌🏻

The Pizza Wars on TikTok is the funniest thing because the Italians have joined the conversation and it’s basically game over. 🤣

Saw a guy holding a baby with one arm, and spinning a pizza with the other. Then another was spinning two pizzas. Like sorry, we invented pizza. We don’t play.🤣🤌🏻💀

Tis the season where my friends have started DMing me all the Christmas TikTok’s. 🥰🥰🥰

So excited!

May try to work on some crafts this weekend for the HOA competition since I’m still housebound due to illness.

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR PEAK, LOOK NO FURTHER

Oh shoooot it’s for the MONTH?! I thought I only had the WEEK.

LEMME ZOOM. 🏎️

Oh no. Suddenly this reminds me this store exists and now I need blind boxes 🤣🤣🤣

Heck yeah it’s okay to prioritize rest! Get that rest and then come back swinging!! 😤💪💕✨

This is the BEEFIEST tattoo I’ve gotten and LEMME TELL YOU….

The healing bit… is SO WEIRD.
I don’t think I’m getting another piece this large again fam. Holy hell. 🫠

My fav thing about my birthday wasn’t the trip, it wasn’t the tattoo.

It was how two people (my brother & best friend) did the thing ppl do best. They remember you exist on your bday. After spending the year treating me like 🗑️ I said how I felt & moved tf on. Truly the best thing ever.💕 boundaries.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? 2? Questions I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up. Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.