martian manhunter's cream pie

tmw a local pet shop accepts amex but not a branch of a global fast food chain thats in a mall owned by the same company that manages the bank that gives out said credit cards in my country bruh

i fucking hate going to church raaahhhhh

oporto and al-baik pls come to the philippines

This watch fiasco has convinced me i need those gen 2 airtags also thank god for apple’s find my capabilities

My watch went on a crazy adventure today lmao

this year is gonna be my last istg

A very cute but forlorn looking brown and white puppy with big eyes and floppy ears, sitting on a forest themed blanket. Facebook post message: “Central PA Humane Society: Susan from Accounting is a 4 month old female. We were told she is a Beagle/Australian shepherd mix”

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

A large CRT 4:3 aspect tv screen with large blue serif letters reads FUCK YOU BARBARA in light blue

In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?

Bramble the terrier snuggled under a pink blanket with her little snout directly facing the camera

Dog

Nobel Please Prize

she stranger on my thing till i conformity gate

just finished stranger things 🥹

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

apple music pls add the itunes session ep of beach house in my region pls thanks

Al Overview "Horse beans" can refer to two very different things: either large, waxy smegma plugs (called "beans") found in a male horse's sheath that need cleaning, or the edible fava bean (or broad bean), a nutritious legume grown for food. The equine "beans" are built from dirt, skin, and secretions, while the edible "horse bean" is a healthy crop related to the chickpea, rich in protein and fiber.

oh word. nice

A reversible meat tenderizer for $42.95 at Williams Sonoma. It looks like a dildo

looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma

Porsche’s new holiday commercial 🚙

• Made by Parallel Studio
• Blends hand-drawn art with 3D animation
• uses 'absolutely no AI'

why no ipv6 grr

A black and white cat lying down next to a Pikachu plush toy, resting calmly.

A black and white cat lying down next to a Pikachu plush toy, resting calmly.

This is my comfort

i'm a gamer

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

an orange cat sitting in an empty cardboard box

his job is box

fuck i am such an embarassment

LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS BEING

A rocket launch leaving the platform in fire and smoke, with a small silhouette of a frog against the orange smoke

I think about rocket frog often

new species of tiny pumpkin toadlet discovered in Brazil cloud forests

LOOK!!

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“

Who has made this 🤣

Charlie once had fulnecky too