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Tell him to stare into Jester’s eyes as it happens, either the cuteness will be a great distraction or the ability to suddenly hear Sarah MacLachlan’s Arms of an Angel will be such a shock he won’t even notice the needle 😉

My dog does lethal levels of psychic damage with her puppy eyes.

Kinda prefer chopsticks myself 😂

So what I’m hearing is you want a new Austin Powers movie? 😂

You didn't get a vote. You got a "promise" of a vote. From a party who is disappearing nannies & gardeners and zip-tying children. A party who has flushed Due Process in America down the toilet. Who has subjugated its Congressional duties to an autocrat. That's what everybody sees, Tim.

Is it just me or does anyone else think they got Trump to issue this mass of pardons because they think he’s about to die?

BERNIE: “This senate is about to make a horrific situation even worse… health insurance premiums will double/triple/quadruple… some will pay 50% of their income… 15 million will lose insurance… 50,000 will die unnecessarily…”

#MedicareForAllNOW

“Obstinate, headstrong voters, I am ashamed of you.”

Yeah, that totally works 😂🤣☠️

Two words: Forbidden Roadkill

Are we sure he wasn’t just running to get his car so he has a place to store his ultimate “roadkill” feast?

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Every time he says this, I think of WestWorld 😂

Aabria is freaking amazing on both sides of the table. Love that she’s part of the full cast now.

The Girl with all the Gifts from around 2017. Completely flips the typical zombie script, mostly eerie and jumpscares in terms of the horror type.

Gorgeous! Love the action in the Vaelus piece 🤩

I feel this in my soul but it’s tortellini alfredo for me 😂

Slow and steady is wonderful, so glad to hear it was a positive for all involved 💜

Pic of my Jester for the cuteness tax

This. Some things are just kismet.

And Blue’s fur looks like absolute velvet. Give extra belly rubs from me 😍

Historians of the future: Rest assured, millions of us know all this in real time. We are horrified, shocked, enraged, and ashamed. We are acting, in a thousand ways, to oppose it. This cannot, and will not, be how the United States ends. trib.al/EOixNrF

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

Nah, you can use this as a familiar endorsement 😉

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So excited!!! 🤩

I feel like she’s coming from a level of privilege so far out of the range of how that community must live that she’s going to have to get dirty and be in the trenches with them. Being able to laugh at the state of her own dress with them when they laugh at her.

Or find a relic of Owain Glendwr 😂

As long as they’re talking about plans to head to Gwynedd, LET THEM TALK 🤣

He set a deadline so he can try to add another “I ended a war” to his Nobel Peace Prize application 🤣

I cried. We needed some good news like this. Reading Rainbow is legend that will be well cared for under Mychal’s stewardship 💜🌈💜

What an arrogant piece of smegma

As People Mag Points out, a treatment for autism Dr. Oz just announced Trump’s FDA is approving is sold by a supplement company owned by… Dr. Oz.

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Nah, she’s just testing out her Saja Boy demon cosplay prior to Halloween 😂

May the world be gentler with you in the coming days, my heart is with your family as you say goodbye to Bear.

I’m sorry this year has been such a piece of shit.

I wish I could find this on a shirt 🤩