Jacob ❤️‍🔥

Crazy how one of Creed’s biggest songs is about edging

irresponsible owner, she shouldn’t have been let off the leash

has anyone heard from puppy girl jenna? did they have to put her down?

It’s insane that it still somehow manages to hit a new low each day

There are dozens of us!

it’s always about hemorrhoids and never herrhoids

i fucked up and wore an argentina 1978 world cup sweatshirt that people keep trying to talk to me about but i don’t know anything about soccer

you have to send me the worksheet i must know

they did what? lmao 😭

oh so gaslighting apparently isn’t a hobby 🙄

what is it about giving a man a microphone that suddenly causes him to only use hate speech

are you sending uwu to other guys y/n 😤

*creating a paramilitary group hired to destabilize developing regions*: ha boys will be boys

fuck it put me on an episode of the button

what if we gave the Supreme Court a lobotomy 👉🏼👈🏼

can boys get lobotomies too?

The Eiffel Tower - Paris, France 😍🇫🇷

don’t hmu if you’re not full of agony and melancholy

sloppy topography

he’s so back

radiating like a beautiful orange sunset

obamna

so are we going all in with calling posts on bluesky “skeets” or what

adding a reminder to follow up on this in 9 months

bluesky vibe check