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Facebook really enticing me back with this exciting stuff

It's outrageous how UnitedHealthcare has muscled so many neighborhood mom-and-pop health insurers out of the business

Awww same! I found most of my mutuals... however, we've drifted back to Twitter

Ty for the engagement lol, I fear this platform isn't gonna make it

I do think a very large part of the shooter's pathology can be explained by the fact that he was almost certainly teased relentlessly in grade school for being named "Luigi." People with weird names tend to turn to crime. Stupid but true!

I condemn the killing of the concentration camp guard who was just following orders. This doesn't end the Holocaust and may actually make things worse.

Getting so many static shocks from light switches, fridge doors etc. because I'm wearing synthetic clothing. I've broken Man's covenant with nature, and God is smiting me for it.

It's absolutely insane how janky and broken Windows 11 is. Most widely used operating system in the world is running with a flat tire, broken windshield and smoke billowing out from under the hood. Devs are completely asleep at the wheel. Ah well!

Joining my condo association's board of trustees, leftistly

Yeah well... maybe. But how washed are we as a nation that random fake threats over text are a serious, potentially destabilizing event? Just block numbers you don't recognize and get over it. For God's sake.

Well it's not called Nightsky

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For that matter, what's up with 8.5x11" letter paper? Life would be better if advertisements and medical bills were printed on scrolls, spilling out of my mailbox and into the street. The whole world should print in the style of CVS receipts.

the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech

Not writing books about how Robert Mueller is going to save us for three years would be a good start

Great idea. I also recommend quickly and loudly counting down from ten. If they can't come up with an answer by "one," make a buzzer noise and scream "TOO LATE!" Slam a door in their face, if possible. It's an important reminder that everyone's time is valuable--theirs just as much as yours.

a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a fireplace and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a fireplace and making a funny face .

Baby in the library was strapped into his stroller and having a tantrum. Bored, agitated, tears running down his cheeks. I turned to look. The second he made eye contact with me, he immediately stopped crying and made this face:

Embarrassed to recall that in 2016 I truly believed they were gonna get him on Russia stuff. At least this time around nobody really believes that. Nobody's calling for the Electoral College to refuse to certify his win or any stupid shit like that. At least we're a little more clear-eyed.

The reason Threads is lame is because they let people port their Facebook and Insta accounts over to it. It's all real people, and real people are boring. Bluesky captures the mix of self-selecting real people and anonymous freaks that made Twitter so special.

There are no universal rules for how we’re supposed to act on Bluesky except when we all post “is this working? Is the website working?” during the half hour the website stops working

Guess I was being a dumb-ass, har har!

Yeah sry @vampiricguru on twitter but I just changed my @

It's funny how Anonymous is on Bluesky. Could you guys please car bomb a federal judge or something like Fox News warned about? We don't need yet another resistance lib account

Jessica, you followed me on Twitter but don't follow me here.

What's the best part

Another bonus? She can park in the spots reserved for environmentally friendly vehicles in the front row of the parking lot at Whole Foods, reducing her chances of being kidnapped.

No. In fact, I'm offended that you expect me to "hear" of anything. Would you ask a deaf person if they've *heard* of books?