Freddy

the 4 year old i'm babysitting likes The Strokes, so i've been updating their songs to be better positive influences. For instance:

- Good Decisions
- Last Afternoon
- You Only Live as Many Times as You'd Like
- Instant Flush [Daft Skunk] (potty humour)
- Why Are Sundays So Fun
- Ode to the Yankees

Yeah..... i know the secret of NIHM..... gNomes In My House......

Yellow-rumped warbler (small bird with yellow on its head and sides of chest) is perched on a mushroom growing off of a birch tree.

Yellow-rumped warbler (small bird with yellow on its head and sides of chest) is perched on a mushroom growing off of a birch tree.

Yellow-rumped warbler (small bird with yellow on its head and sides of chest) is perched on a mushroom growing off of a birch tree.

Yellow-rumped warbler (small bird with yellow on its head and sides of chest) is perched on a mushroom growing off of a birch tree.

Yellow-rumped warbler perched on a mushroom.
#birds

The most recent comment on my video of a Beaver nibbling on twigs reads: "Damn u old I saw u comment to a slim shady music vid u old asf by now lol" the beaver in the video was about 3 feet away from me without a care in the world.

The aforementioned "slim shady" youtube comment i made 11 years ago in grade school. In response to Eminem's "Without Me" i for some reason commented "Bestmusic video EVER!!!!", to which two people responded "didn't realise this comment is this old lmao" and "Unc" a decade later.

Im getting cyberbullied by gen alpha on my nature vids

one thing about me is i love strewing things. don't let me near your pile of clutter unless you want it strewn about.

All 3 photos depict a chickadee on a branch. Some branches are out of focus in the foreground, and a bright blue sky is in the back. Not the best photos but it was a real struggle to get close enough to get them. The bird was very active.

Morning chickadee #birds

Anora won best picture, which is excellent news for crossword constructors everywhere

Cartoon of sloth hanging on chin up bars. Caption reads: "Syd's New Year's Resolution is still going strong"

Didnt it?

The one present i always get for christmas without fail, is one big sock. Usually find it hanging over the mantle.

Christmas is actually a very savvy time to be a major bummer, if you want a classic story written about you.

Messing around with animation

Cant find them

Im on it, jon

"He's doesnt like germs" no thats this guy. The shrimp thing that cleans things.

I mean this is laughable

"Gurgle" haha yeah ok. I believe you. There's a fish called gurgle that is shaped exactly like the sharktales fish in finding nemo.

You sound crazy right now

What is obviously happening here is everyone is getting confused by the shark tales fish. You are all thinking of the shark tales fish and thinking he was in finding nemo, but he wasnt.

Ok so its a royal gamma fish but it doesnt even really look like a real one

Look at this. Its so obviously photoshopped. Nice try everybody. Is that even a real kind of fish.

That was my favourite movie as a child i would remember a major character. Is everyone just in on some strange joke. He doesnt even look real

There is just no way you can convince me this thing was in Finding Nemo

Im going to start an extended and elaborate prank where i only like the jokes you post that upset me. Slowly, the subtle influence will shift your comedy into something that upsets me.

I cant think of any right now

We call them “posts”

Happy Halloween

Lovecats son or hounds of love daughter