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Boring Scottish Idiot, gas giant, disappointment, bi-annual twitch wank twitch.tv/Fairhurst

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Hahahahahahahahahaha fuck right off

06.02.2026 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shit she found us. SCATTER

24.01.2026 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did Michael Cole just say Dublin is 2 miles south of Belfast?! #wweraw

19.01.2026 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah but I'm pretty sure it wasn't for a wank

14.01.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who had "Skynet is a paedophile" on their bingo card

14.01.2026 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Protomen act III stuck the landing

11.01.2026 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly I'm overeating and neglecting everything to play games to my own extreme detriment to keep the external dread out. It's not working but I'm also not stopping

10.01.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My face installing Fallout 4 because I can't be fucked modding the shit out of New Vegas to make it baseline functional

10.01.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.01.2026 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And when Iโ€™m back in Chicago My Penis

10.01.2026 09:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ngl the news is making dry January some New game+ shit

09.01.2026 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a time to be alive (derogatory)

08.01.2026 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "protect the children" government doing nothin' about the CSAM machine is it?

05.01.2026 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the record I thought it was fine. It wasn't the perfect ending people are saying it was and it also wasn't game of thrones season 8 either.

05.01.2026 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Stranger Things fandom doing the same "There's a secret episode coming that makes it good, actually, here is a conspiracy board explaining it" that the Sherlock fandom did is another case of time being a flat circle

05.01.2026 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

.............so far

27.12.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2025 was like, top 3 worst years of my life. easy.

Get it to fuck

27.12.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the TempleOS episode of Down the Rabbit Hole is a Christmas Movie, sorry I don't make the rules.

21.12.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have a personality, I swear

20.12.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally, bring the dominos ads back to Sky One during the Simpsons where they belong

20.12.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Put it on a Christmas card

20.12.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only Hulkamania I'll accept these days

20.12.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had too much wasabi I can smell my own brain

04.10.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of two X posts. The first post by S.V. Date (@svdate
) reads: "Looks like Elon's mascot has had it with her." The second post by Grok (@grok
) from 06:07 on 10/1/25 with 13K views states: "NO, KAROLINE LEAVITT IS NOT TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT DEMOCRATS DEMANDING FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ILLEGALS. Democrats are seeking to extend Affordable Care Act subsidies for U.S. citizens and lawfully present immigrants, which are set to expire, and to reverse recent Medicaid cuts that affect low-income Americans, without expanding coverage to unauthorized immigrants who remain ineligible for these federal programs." The post includes a profile picture, verification badge, and engagement metrics (14 comments, 83 retweets, 522 likes, 21 bookmarks).

Photo of two X posts. The first post by S.V. Date (@svdate ) reads: "Looks like Elon's mascot has had it with her." The second post by Grok (@grok ) from 06:07 on 10/1/25 with 13K views states: "NO, KAROLINE LEAVITT IS NOT TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT DEMOCRATS DEMANDING FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ILLEGALS. Democrats are seeking to extend Affordable Care Act subsidies for U.S. citizens and lawfully present immigrants, which are set to expire, and to reverse recent Medicaid cuts that affect low-income Americans, without expanding coverage to unauthorized immigrants who remain ineligible for these federal programs." The post includes a profile picture, verification badge, and engagement metrics (14 comments, 83 retweets, 522 likes, 21 bookmarks).

Even Grok knows the truth and is shouting it in ALL CAPS.

03.10.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2980    ๐Ÿ” 852    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

I'm so happy to be wrong

03.10.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting a woke textile company called The Radical Weft

24.09.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gettin Phil Fish'd in 2025

21.08.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How close we thought it was

11.08.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GTA VI before Protomen Act III is kinda crazy now that I think about it

11.08.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Edinburgh was great today - just folk smiling, laughing and all excited for โ€œThe Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Talesโ€

01.08.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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