food puzzle

my husband has occult mastery over making refried beans

My wife thinks these pictures make our cat look fat and poor

RANKING: pop tart flavors my husband bought because i was crying

1. brown sugar cinnamon
2. lemon blueberry crumble
3. s'mores
4. coconut caramel
5. strawberry milkshake

HONORABLE MENTION: the 2 pounds of cinnamon toast crunch he also bought

modded would be fine

Me realizing that punching down on Mario isn't the same as punching up the other three boys. I'll do better. #growth #hearmeout

Hey, is Mario the least fuckable of the Mushroom Kingdom Italians?

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

RFK Jr. ousts entire CDC vaccine advisory committee Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has removed every member of a scientific committee that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on how to use vaccines.

RFK Jr.‘s extreme anti-vax views — and his related conflicts of interest — were a huge problem during his confirmation process.

So he promised not to change the vaccine advisory panel.

Today, he fired every single expert on that panel. It's a public health disaster.

every two months me and raffy have to google if cats have belly buttons

another one of them is Snore Gently

@lunarsignals.bsky.social about our cat who has no survival instincts: “she has like fourteen genes, and one of them is Look At Mouse. no further instructions”

Hells Librarians🔥 #LibrarySky #ReadToLive

This is bleak reading

Fig 1—RFK Jr. fully submerged in raw sewage, currently being made fun of by dimwitted shitposters.

Fig 2—Sephiroth surrounded by raw mako crystal that is pure life force made matter, merging his physical body with the planet's lifestream before ultimately ascending to godhood.

But make your jokes…

If Trump's "big, beautiful" reconciliation bill goes through, 13.7 million people will lose their health insurance & even more will become underinsured.

Make no mistake, thousands of low-income & working class Americans will die unnecessarily if it passes. We must not allow it.

When somebody whose immunocompromised child couldn’t get a booster is driven to act out their rage after that child comes to harm, I don’t wanna hear even one “not like this.” These people are enacting murder as public health policy. They are making their own beds.

ur doing great 💕

YouTube video by Lime Blossom Studio Doggos in Dungeon Official Trailer

A new trailer just in time for release
youtu.be/VQuGf3XZjv4

Doggos in Dungeon on Steam Doggos in Dungeon is a compact dungeon crawler with high-mobility exploration.

Doggos in Dungeon releases in one hour!! #gamedev store.steampowered.com/app/3195350/...

4 12x18 inch posters on a brick and concrete wall. The top left is pink and says funding science saves lives, written in microbes, next to a microscope. The one on the right says Biology is bigger than binaries, with a fish, a lily, and a bee. The bottom left says Protecting wildlife starts wtih you, with a bunch of adiorable woodland creatues in yellow, white and black, including an owl, fungi, a... um. weasel? salamanders, butterflies, slugs, and a rotting log. The bottom right says Will our oceans thrive or nosedive the choice is yours, with the ocean represented in a circle, half of which is dead and half of which is alive, including kelp and a mackerel

🚨 Cool new project alert 🚨

WE- you, me, everyone- need to work together to get important science messages out to people.

4 artists & 3 scientists collab'd on these posters. We hope YOU will put them out in your community. Each poster comes w/info about each topic.

Get 'em Squidfacts.bigcartel.com

Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS The 1979 film starring Clint Eastwood about the daring 1962 escape attempt aired on the local PBS channel just six hours before the president made his demand that the prison be reopened

I will never get over the fact that the president of the united states of america has more time to sit around and watch movies than I do

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

New Journaling Suggestion "Afternoon outing to Taco Bell". Take some time to write. now

Getting absolutely bodied by the built-in iPhone journaling app today

tis a trap, m’lud. don’t go putting your hand near these books.

meet me at the free library and don’t stick your hand in until i get there and can watch.

this feels like an incredible new urban legend taking shape on reddit otoh I've lowkey seen this happen. like jerusalem syndrome but for talking to the computer

Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people

Another new official Chinese poster for the 4K re-release of "Princess Mononoke".
7874 x 11137 px >> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...

Thank you to everyone who showed up, good news, the judge has been released!

Seeing claims about the judge "hiding" the defendant. Read the complaint, folks (written by DOJ). The guy was literally in the public area where the agents were. I guess he got on an elevator before they could get to him. The complaint says after letting the defendant exit she came back to the bench