It works like a charm on the children, I can tell you that
14.02.2026 16:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@willwiles.bsky.social
"The Anechoic Chamber & other weird tales" (Salt) is out now! Author of several novels, most recently "The Last Blade Priest" (Angry Robot), which won best novel at the 2023 Kitschies. Its sequel, "The Dead Man's Empire", coming 2026. He/him
It works like a charm on the children, I can tell you that
14.02.2026 16:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why does it keep doing that
14.02.2026 10:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was just going through some stuff
14.02.2026 09:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You're right that just waiting for that to happen is a bad strategy though!
13.02.2026 20:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think a bigger problem (for Reform) is that they bob along in the turd-strewn wake of the American right, which will discredit and toxify their various enthusiasms before 2029 rolls around. (We don't hear so much about DOGE any more.)
13.02.2026 20:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0On the Kennedy Center and the interesting career of its architect, Edward Durell Stone
13.02.2026 14:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nice covers. Max Ernst!
13.02.2026 14:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Karolina Wydra as depicting Zosia (and also all of the human hivemind) in "Pluribus"
13.02.2026 12:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A snapshot taken by me of a promotional chess set made by a property developer with their buildings as piece. My hand is holding Centre Point, the black queen.
Found the photo! @brunotonelli.bsky.social
13.02.2026 10:56 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0It was!
13.02.2026 10:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think I have a photo, I will have a look!
13.02.2026 10:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I recall, in those show flats, a chess set with pieces representing the developer's buildings. Hugely desirable, I wanted one a lot.
13.02.2026 10:35 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0(Paywalled but considering its unearthly power maybe that's for the best)
13.02.2026 10:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought I might prompt people to buy this book - you should, it's very good - but yesterday I learned that an acquaintance had bought *a pinball machine* on the strength of this review, so mind how you go. @litreview.bsky.social literaryreview.co.uk/a-bally-high
13.02.2026 10:17 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0The transphobic press have no incentive to give Labour credit for their transphobia and every incentive to push them to go further. Labour gain nothing by caving to them, and yet cave to them they will, out of a potent combination of hatred for trans people and political ineptitude.
13.02.2026 08:36 β π 94 π 43 π¬ 1 π 0βWe often hear trite arguments for the value of art, its power of healing and joy. Itβs very refreshing β a joy, in fact β to have the final say fall to a depressed misanthrope.β
Will Wiles roots for the heroine of βPluribusβ
My sympathies. Our sale has been going on for 10 months, and the flat has been on the market a lot longer.
12.02.2026 13:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think it might be an unacknowledged driver in house price inflation, because people have to be bribed to participate in the marketplace.
12.02.2026 12:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Housebuying/selling in the UK really is the biggest scam. An immense pyramid of maddening bureaucracy, swarmed over by middlemen.
12.02.2026 12:46 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0The good thing about working in the arts in 2026 is you said goodbye to your dignity at least a decade ago, so here I am outright asking you to consider voting for THE DEFINITIONS if you liked it and are in a position to.
11.02.2026 20:43 β π 5 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not sure this is the one I saw (or if I am wildly misremembering it, which is entirely possible) but he says something very similar in this monologue: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DAz...
11.02.2026 18:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy centenary to the late Leslie Nielsen. There's a wonderful clip of him saying something along the lines of "you can make people laugh by doing silly things in a serious way, or by doing serious things in a silly way. I discovered you could also do it by doing serious things in a serious way."
11.02.2026 18:39 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I am in the new @litreview.bsky.social , reviewing "Same Player Shoots Again" by Andreas Bernard, a lovely little book that is part memoir, part history of the pinball machine.
11.02.2026 18:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Roadside Picnic is essentially about fly-tipping
11.02.2026 14:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A hardcover version of Piper at the Gates of Dusk. In a Japanese restaurant, just because.
It exists in the world. Released worldwide in English on April 7th. Something is comingβ¦
10.02.2026 17:17 β π 93 π 8 π¬ 4 π 1So nice of my colleagues to rally round and insist I stay in my job. After all, I have important work to do! Such as opening this heavy, ticking package while my colleagues all watch. No one else will do it! Even though they're 200 yards away I can still see the supportive smiles on their faces.
11.02.2026 09:10 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0A cropped screengrab of the Goodreads summary for "The Dead Man's Empire", which shows it has a whopping two reviews, both five stars
The reviews are flooding in and they're unanimous
09.02.2026 22:59 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0That's the one
09.02.2026 18:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Furioso? I was LIVID
09.02.2026 18:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0