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The Winter Palace in St Petersburg would be my guess

13.11.2025 06:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't lose what they never had

13.11.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
12.11.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You held out this whole time, kept the government shut down, the federal employees and SNAP recipients felt so much anxiety and pain, and then gave in getting nothing in return. A "promise" that there will be a Senate vote AND THAT'S ALL.

What was all that pain and anxiety for?

10.11.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's Blue Sky. The over achievers are here who asked for extra homework in school.

Just start giving them all gold stars and coupons for personal pan pizzas from pizza hut. Or access to the scholastic book faire

08.11.2025 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a straight man, yes, yes I do. And birthdays.

Fortunately for me I found a straight woman who also doesn't remember them and neither of us care about them unless we put them in our family Google calendar

06.11.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone sing along

๐ŸŽถ*IT DOESN'T EXIST*๐ŸŽถ

02.11.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open . ALT: a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open .

See how she dresses like a leather couch?

02.11.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face ALT: a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face
26.10.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

22.10.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6710    ๐Ÿ” 1590    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 386    ๐Ÿ“Œ 526

"Dumps brown liquid."

19.10.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9535    ๐Ÿ” 2485    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 483    ๐Ÿ“Œ 102
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a man in a red uniform says don 't tell me tuesday ALT: a man in a red uniform says don 't tell me tuesday
17.10.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn! Was coming to make the same joke

17.10.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the actor Michael Rappaport

07.10.2025 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I'm overly verbose people don't pay attention.. If I assume they know what I'm talking about I ALWAYS have to be overly verbose in explaining things

I can't win, mostly because I can't seem to get my brain to find the sweet spot

03.10.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Here's a big change. Long Live Stoat! - Stoat After four years of building Revolt, we're rebranding to Stoat to better reflect our mission and community.

Good news, you're not out of the loop because it just happened yesterday
stoat.chat/updates/long...

02.10.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Today @stoat.chat I was able to sign up. But the "Verify" link gives this 404 error

02.10.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey @stoat.chat I've not been able to sign up today at all. I've tried on the web and in the app. On the web it's returning "Something went wrong, try again later"

02.10.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trans rights are human rights. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

30.09.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 159    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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EXCLUSIVE | Mamdani to pull planned ABC town hall event after network suspended Jimmy Kimmelโ€™s show | amNewYork Democratic mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdaniย will announce Monday that he is cancelling a televised town hall withย WABC Newsย planned for Sept. 25 in the wake of

EXCLU: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will announce today he is cancelling a televised town hall with WABC News planned for Sept. 25 in the wake of the network suspending comedian Jimmy Kimmelโ€™s late-night show last week.
www.amny.com/news/mamdani...

22.09.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5763    ๐Ÿ” 950    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114    ๐Ÿ“Œ 183
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a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . '' ALT: a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . ''
15.09.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's edited, it's from an older video of her putting another poster up

10.09.2025 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's finally pushed me to getting a chest freezer for the garage and ordering from local farms. Might as well get better quality if I'm going to be paying these prices

06.09.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear @nytpitchbot.bsky.social couldn't have written this

01.09.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Looks like the video upload failed

01.09.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then push Dem leaders to call for an impeachment vote. Even if it fails we need to see Dems trying anything and everything to stop this administration before we can't turn back from the fascism this administration is implementing

29.08.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read an article somewhere else (sorry no link, I can't find it right yet) that it's eugenics code for what those unhinged lunatics think is autism.

29.08.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
PGE+ Marketplace

Hey Portlanders! if you're a PGE customer you can get one-per-household of an extremely good $199 air purifier for $24???? I just ordered one because hell yeah rebate encheapened air purifier. (There are others on the site too but this one is v good!) marketplace.portlandgeneral.com/air-purifier...

28.08.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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