Valeria Santiago

mia got me started on “Degrees Of Separation From SAW” and im absolutely obsessed with it. cannot stop making shorter and shorter lists of how me and people i know are so close to the SAW films in different ways

the parking lot accessibility might(???) have been a really recent addition I think? which is a great thought—“new tourist attraction, the tunnel from marble hornets”

went to steel city con and tried a 40 year old piece of gum. tasted like shit

the Bourne Gender Identity was right fucking there. i blame uhhhhhhhhh beer

it’s gonna be so intense (i will call no attention to it and the audience will have to suspend disbelief entirely)

trying to make stuff that feels like breathing

how else does val santiago over-indulge with love for her own work than a stan frederick sleeve and a redredhat sleeve????? HOW

considering picking up several editing jobs at once so i can finally get started on these gosh darn tattoo sleeves

i loved cat theyman in the bourne identity

“val don’t spoil your work” dude in 30 years when this thing is fully finished and released it’s not gonna matter, you cannot silence my JOY

oh you like how season one feels earnest and complete? fuck u im gonna ruin ur life kid

hi what if i told you that @moorters.bsky.social is going to be a narrative about incentivized evil and how the greatest barrier to true universal human accountability is time

i want season 2 of redredhat to go over like season 3 of stan frederick did (nobody likes it more than what came before but me)

a young man stands next to a statue of a man ALT: a young man stands next to a statue of a man

guy in the 70’s: this fucks

porno director:

everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW

best season incoming

esther dyol was white in the comics smh

im selling out (adapting my posts into tiktoks like a movie studio adapting picture books for babies into movies) www.tiktok.com/@girllaxative

still calling bluesky posts “tweets”. the fuck is elon gonna do about it—be the worst thing about iron man 2 again?

like idk the show describes it as this heavenly thing that has no comparison, so if ur gonna make ur own version of the krabby patty u should make something absolutely absurd—which chain restaurants just like, can’t do

let em make more idk who care

take ur “real life iron man suit” and shove it you fucker

saw a Burger King commercial for their new krabby patty, remembering Wendy’s krabby patty a few years back, & considering writing an essay about the existentialism of fictional objects/concepts getting uncomfortable real-world corporate adaptations, because i fucking hate it

ten minutes of 😳🔄🥵🔄😐 🔄🤢🔄🤬🔄🤨 is enough for this ol girl

i remember 45 being the one in my initial binge when i was 15 where I was like “i need to stop because it is 2am and this shit is freaking me out”

man im just trying to find that one freestyle rap guy. Let Val Be Thirty

wanting to be in random chatroulette youtubers silly videos i see on instagram reels but that requires having to be on a chatroulette type website while transgender

I know you’re referring to “we don’t know, for sure” and ur correct but I would like to submit “don’t you know? I’m electro” as a contender as well

Really proud of everyone who helped out with this. @alexhera.bsky.social brought together a hell of a set of writers and then did a ton of work to bring this from "web text" to edited, playable, game. Hats off to the illustrators too. God damn its some great art.

Go give her a whirl!

[my sore 90yo ankles mashing the “WRONG” buzzer]