Tiffany

the pope poppin’

all right, stop whatcha doin’
‘cause I’m about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to

I DONT WANNA KEEP SECRETS JUST TO KEEP YOU

Trump for Zohran in the Zohran type style

everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

Shedeur Sanders watching Josh Allen take an 18-yard sack

Meanwhile I'm getting more spam in my inbox than ever... fix THAT, Google.

My jaw dropped at this part. They may not be ready this year, but the rest of the team is not "trash"

now singing all his posts to the tune of Intergalactic

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

New England

Drive 1: 4.27 points allowed (31st)
Drive 2+: 1.52 (third)

This Home Robot Clears Tables and Loads the Dishwasher All by Itself Sunday Robotics has a new way to train robots to do common household tasks. The startup plans to put its fully autonomous robots in homes next year.

Not mad that this helper robot looks so much like Homestar Runner

Part 1: How I Found Out Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...

oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...

I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher

We got Anzalone, Ross Tucker, and Chad Henne not too shabby

don't associate me with Hitler! he only came as a guest of my friend, Mussolini!

NFL has killed the fun of surprise onside kicks

Wait, Jason Aldean has a son named Memphis? A city he is surely terrified of.

Literally just showed my 12 year old Men In Black … he would have been even better than D’Onofrio

Wow, access to ESPN's DTC app is a nice benefit for YouTube TV subscribers.

My dad told me Belichick left UNC to go be an assistant coach at Duke 🫠

How to relate this to the “everyone is 12” theory

There’s a lot to ding the Church on but I’ll be damned if they aren’t going hard in the paint for life in all forms, unlike those fucking Megamall Evangelicals

Brian Daboll listening to Al Michaels say that Drake Maye thought the Giants might draft him last year:

lol what

JD Vance saying "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it"

Dr. Spaceman from 30 Rock saying "Science is whatever we want it to be"

I simply would not allow every team to score a TD on their opening drive against me

Who was she talking to that said this, Dershowitz?

Hegseth hates beards because he is unable to grow a full one. When he tried, he looked like a shaved goat.