Capitalist with a heart of gold

You know what they say - “if it babbles incoherently like a lame duck, craps its pants like a lame duck, and wears a ventricular assistance device like a lame duck, then it’s a lame duck!”

“For a moment I thought the mustard was Grey Poupon and I threw up a little in my mouth”

This just in: Trump administration alters policy from “let them starve” to “let them starve slowly”

And the winner is…

“I used the black and white Statuary marble that was left over from a Mar a Lago project for which I never paid the contractors.”

Every accusation is a mirror held up by and to this sick, sick man.

And when did Trump beat him? I don’t think that ever happened!

Love this! @joeneguse.bsky.social

Miller: “How could we be evil, we’re having so much fun!”

Trudges back to Army barracks…

@profgalloway.com has done some fantastic interviews; this is one of the best

Thasks for your insights @kyla.bsky.social

Sometimes you wait your whole life for a setup like that - thank you @blisterpearl.bsky.social for a giant laugh!!

Maybe she should pull a “Roe” and just promise not to sign the Epstein petition. Once in, just change her mind - Supreme Court justices do it all the time!

If it’s T***p, the Bronzer Age

And there you have it: he thinks “transitioning from copper wire to fiberglass” is like “hooking glass into copper” - it’s like “migrants seeking asylum” are from “insane asylums.”

What a dumb, incurious man. He (over)simplifies everything he hears to fit into his very limited span of knowledge.

“Hitler Middle Age” - spot on @kevinmkruse.bsky.social

“I work my ass off” I think that ass would disagree

Could she look any more like you expected her to look?

Atlanta

One for her and one for her extensions

Let’s tweak this new rule so that the memo writer has to type the memo himself. And spell everything correctly. I mean, it’s just a memo!

That should keep him from doing anything, ever.

It’s the equivalent of saying he can only play golf if he walks the course.

“Must” or “get to”?

I assume they take turns as the one putting his knee on the neck. But do they:

a) argue/fight to be the guy putting the knee on the neck

or

b) prefer to just be there, get paid, and NOT have to be the guy putting the knee on the neck?

In other words, Are they all monsters or just most of them?

They’ll be cool with it, until one of the Qatari pilots has a day off, goes into town, and innocently asks one of their daughters out on a date

It’s the one where one of the brothers violently over-reacts to a perceived slight, and Cillian Murphy does a thousand-yard stare contemplating “what have I done?”

P.S. love Cillian and PB!

“One of everything please…oh who am I kidding, two of everything!”

“Stenography” - nailed it.

Dear rest of world: Please do not follow our lead in this (insanely massive vehicles used mainly to get groceries) behavior

Can everyone please repost the heck out of this!!!

“Please let me partially solve a problem that I completely created” - can we get him to just play golf 100% of the time? #owngoals

There’s a service for everything these days…but
“Free cancellation”
Price is “per adult” - seems overly complicated?

Was just there - so easy and safe to move around on foot!