Jeff Cougar Don’twannacamp

Love this guy!

Dance like nobody's watching until your wife tells you you look like a fool and should stop

National Daylight Savings Regret day. The biannual holiday when we all mourn the fact that we still do this stupid shit to ourselves twice a year

My daughter ate some dumplings for lunch with instructions to serve with your favorite sauce.
This was how I served them #jets #SauceGardner

i'm sorry i got you fired i just wanted you to have more time to post

It's been 40 years. Anyone who still has trouble believing it's not butter is living in a fantasy world.

a woman is crying with the words you had me at hello above her ALT: a woman is crying with the words you had me at hello above her

What’s the best one-liner in movie history?

a group of people are standing in a dark room looking up at something . ALT: a group of people are standing in a dark room looking up at something .

Nothing better than Costanza yelling for Tamales during Kramer’s cock fight

140! I’ve got some work to do 😂

a man in a red jacket is talking on a red phone while sitting on a couch ALT: a man in a red jacket is talking on a red phone while sitting on a couch

“Hello and welcome to
Movie Phone…”

we're so past "impeachable" on the list of offenses that we're into "beheadable"

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Jurassic Gary

I said I was into resting. Not interesting

if you like AC/DC you should go to a wedding reception in michigan.

what's the rule? no white people after Labor Day?

Tennis up a band:

Rage Against The Bad Line Call

Yesterday, my wife forgot our anniversary, but I remembered. It may be the greatest day of my life.

I have to leave in three minutes I guess I should think about getting dressed soon

If someone says you mean the world to me, take a look around, its not a compliment

Just told my dog she’s going to go first in double Jeopardy since she has the lowest score. It’s like she doesn’t even care.

Him: Well, if you ask me-

Me: Let me stop you right there.

A striped cat appears to be “yelling” at a kitten with the exact same coloring. The kitten’s eyes are wide open and their ears pinned back.

you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now

I’m 6’3”.

Both in height and circumference.

I told the robot I wanted beef stew, but it says my password wasn't stroganoff.

How Woj became a Hall of Famer Basketball Hall of Famer Adrian Wojnarowski is on "The Main Event with Andrew Marchand"

NEW POD: How Woj became a Hall of Famer

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I LOVE BASEBALL

Real life picture of Boomer the Brave emu who helped the police stop a drunk driver fugitive

celebrity sighting 📸 www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...

I went to San Francisco and not a single person I saw was eating MFin Rice A Roni.