Sparnon

Sauce is really fucking good dude

lol most of the bodegas around me only get like 5 copies a day for the old shitheads

Legend

Early voting in NYC is revelatory. I voted 10 days ago and it took 10 minutes!

Are you an oracle

block this shit

Anais is a gem. She just posted herself singing “the radical verses” of this land is your land the other day

If someone doesn’t bring a lasagna there then what are we even doing

Excellent work dude.

Does Jesse waiters hate you?

Honestly am equally terrified of and can’t wait for the imminent photograph of them in clownish tactical gear

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social you guys seen these?

Amazing

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social hope to see ya at the Labor Day parade tomorrow!

Did the thing. Go get em dude.

“Please don’t post this”

I’m gonna donate at some point just not today because I’m a union man and this is my sabbath.

It’s Kevin Kline in a Fat suit

Get their ass Chris

Eh let’s say January 6th and split the difference

“I know your kind Witch. I am a gentleman of the world. Turn off the drippy drops, I beseech you”

Fucking evil

Remember when there were fact checkers and they all just gave up because no one cared

“This is a no judgment zone mommy”

Dude just wanted to fight on the internet today

Make sure to allow yourself a little time to wake up

Onion archives. 2013. Still funny as shit

@bencollins.bsky.social

Can you imagine being this bored?

Oh man can’t wait to see you at the Labor Day parade! Always a great day. Come visit us!