Ratboy 🐀

Oh cool it's that guy from fortnite

omg the first hoodie was also the first drug rug

Edited poster for The Smashing Machine. Now titled, The Prongling Machine, Dwayne Johnson, with cow horns and ears and his eyes hidden by a heavy brow ridge, squares off to box somebody. Or I guess Prongle them.

a new artistic direction for Dwayne The Lump Johnson

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

cum

Clipped by: ItsDaGobbler

Don’t pick up the phone please, I’m trying to transmit a signal

When I go crazy I just start attacking people for no reason

Two black and white cats wearing small bat wings sit side by side, both licking their noses with their tongues out as they look at the camera.

Two little devils have appeared!

they say, lmao, penits isn't twelve inches but, lmao, after 12 hour shift my shit smell like a foot

A SKELLETEN WITH BIG JOINT " OUT LAW ADVERTISING EXCEPT FOR COOL SHIT FROM THE 70S AND 80S" AND THERE RIGHT WHAT HAPPEND TO GOOD GRAHPIC'S AND AIR BRUSH , WHAT HAPPENED TO BIG STRIPE'S ON DA WALL ,,, BRING THAT SHIT BACK AND ALSO THE DAMB GUILLOTING - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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I could never hold a candle to Him and I know that

Thankfully the ham's onboard a.i. is a good therapist.

You are just so silly

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Edited Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. A cow-headed robber creeps in through the window of sluggo's room as Sluggo sleeps. There is a broken chair, patches on the rugs and blankets, tattered curtains and tattered lamp shade. After looking around at the sorry state of sluggo's place. The robber leaves without taking anything and instead leaves a lump-with-handle cow tool behind with a "klunk"

the night cow takes pity on the sluggos of the world

a jazz club named "Club Gombe" with a chimpanzee band going nuts on stage and more chimps hooting and hollering at the tables. one empty table has a card on it reading "reserved for Jane Goodall"

BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped

One thing I like about the remake though is how much they tried to do what the original game planned to but couldn't

It's real jank compared to the remake but I kind of love that about it. I feel like the remake made it TOO clean (visuals and gameplay)

jd vance is currently defending this

Young Democrats: hey maybe don’t kidnap my international friends

Young Republicans:

A SKALATON RIDIG THE ROAD'S AND THERE SAYIN " DONT TRY TO FIX ME , IM NOT BROKEN, IM STUPID" BUT THERE STILL OUT THERE EVERY DAY KICKEN ASSSSS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Everyone play billy Hatcher and the giant egg

Two well-known voice clips from Super Mario Sunshine are Mario saying "Aren't I done yet?!" and "There's more?!" in an exasperated way, long presumed unused. However, there is actually a way to hear them in-game, as they have a chance to play when he enters a level at low health.

discovering insane edits recently

Alternate Method of Entry || Get Started Monopoly Game at McDonald's

mcdonal is doing the monopoly thing again and if you didn't know, it's considered a sweepstakes which means they need what's called an "alternative method of entry" for people who don't want to pay. you can request free game pieces (which occasionally are free food) 5 times per day here

send me to Sexy Pub Prison

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, laying on the arm of a gray recliner chair. He looks up at the camera with a relaxed expression. His back paws and one front paw are tucked towards his body.

speak of the fish and he appears