Lindsay S. Pumpkins🎃

Had a dream that merch was already sold out. #defcon

Guess it’s that time of year.

Nearing the end of the window, delivery is bumped to tomorrow. 🙄

Don’t even give this fake-ass estimate window. We all know direct signature means I have to sit outside all day or I’m getting the door post-it of doom.

Kind of want the harvest zone as a hideout 🤔 @path-of-exile.bsky.social

A southwest 737 in flight near the ground with a blended winglet. Mountains in the background. Juxtaposed: a closeup of a feminine eye in makeup, a black wingtip eyeliner extends out into a crooked point upwards

Special deal at @hope.net if you buy a ticket you get to meet me.

I have wasted so much of my life on fucking git submodulesJsjsh&$2747:ahd€]

But what if the ball was actually a pickle.

Go star and reboop all the @hope.net posts. Or else. 🫶🏻

This post format is my favorite thing right now, especially this one.

How is it only Thursday. There have been 50 fucking days in this week. 💀

This is my favorite episode of Reading Rainbow.

Classic blunder. I had to tear out 3 rows because I was making a möbius strip rather than a tube. 🧶

Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

I need one of those websites to tell me if the tariffs are on or off.

is the market retrograde dot com

my offer to america: we bring woke back

Fun to think in terms of kilometers of yarn for projects.

Oh yeah I’m doing a 5k…blanket.

Had a USB-A moment with my tank top. Flipped it over like 5 times before finding the side tag.

I don’t want burritos with extra fingers.

Extended space dive European scientists are asking volunteers to lie down on a waterbed for 10 days as part of a pioneering dry immersion study to recreate some of the effects of spaceflight on the body.

Aw man it’s a water bed? And they don’t even have to have emergency abdominal surgery? Easy. 🤣

www.esa.int/Science_Expl...

Hey, Andy Kaufman, any time now would be great.

New organ named in digestive system A part of the digestive system has been reclassified as an organ - the 79th in the body.

TIL about this new organ that I’d already gone and fucked up 🤣
www.bbc.com/news/health-...

RIP Michelle Trachtenberg. You kept us safe from vampires and the dreaded daylight saving time vortex.

When you accidentally an ebola

Power’s out; violin’s out! 🎻🪫

I want someone to do something like a history of hiding messages in knitting for @hope.net

Could this be you? Want to submit a talk or workshop?

Introducing the “I’m upside down in a plane” emoji 🙃

If you want to know how much I am enjoying Path of Exile 2, I’ve read 8 books and crocheted or knitted 3 objects since it came out. 🙃