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I know we’re all just crossing our fingers for Pizzaballa 🤞🏽

#AllForCincy should be down by 5 goals but also I need the record of games we lose when Drew Fischer is the ref because JFC.

Great one.

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@darthbluesky.bsky.social if you need a spring/summer vibe, Kiwi has an idea for you. #meditating #sunsalutations

I hope Noah Wyle is still getting residuals for inspiring my #ER rewatch. #ThePitt

And the fire department doesn't trust you anymore. Nor do the neighbors.

Dawn Staley is big mad 😳

Also I have to say it: her jacket is terrible. Should have worn the Gucci again.

Now that I’ve finished, I need more! Cordelia Cupp at Buckingham Palace! Cordelia Cupp at Versailles! C’mon @netflix.com.

15 minutes into The Residence and I’m obsessed. So hilarious.

ChatGPT ass presidency

How incredibly poignant for @booker.senate.gov to be talking with elegance and fire about the great John Lewis at the time he takes down a racist record.

Brb, crying in public health

I honestly can’t even believe he’s still coherent 22+ hours in. So wild.

What @booker.senate.gov is doing is standing up for us. I’m in awe. This is physically and mentally grueling. He (+his team+his peers) came READY and it’s impressive.

And if you want to call it performative but were cheering for AOC and Bernie last week, sit down. You don’t get it and never will.

what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!

Just learned that the entire division of blood disorders at the CDC was put on administrative leave or terminated effective immediately.

The people who figured out HIV was infecting people through the blood supply.

What could possibly go wrong?

Is it just me or does everyone google tornado watch and tornado warning every time you have either of them because it won’t stay committed to memory?

Kiwi feels good about it being a weekend.

It’s me. I am babies.

DARTH! Kiwi says hello. He’s adjusting to being an only child but he’s happy you’re back!

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Hot damn, way too close. #goblue

A friend of my compared gutting of federal agencies to a wrecking a car: if you remove 30% of the parts of the car, it does not go 30% slower. It stops working.

LFG #whodey

A 6 point game is basically a blowout the way that whole thing went. Wow. #GoBlue

Calling Mark Kelly a traitor, of all people. Insanity.