Tom DesLongchamp

My dad is apparently of the generation that breaks several bones after falling off of the roof and then prematurely discharges from the hospital to give roof repair direction from a ladder (pc: @tomthinks.bsky.social)

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Props to any person/organization using it responsibly.

AI is inevitable, but its culture and promises for society are lies. AI makes our brains weaker and our creativity more typical.

Seattle! Come to our unique live-animated comedy show! It’s hard to explain, but everyone loves it! Some people have said it feels like Adult Swim, except live! We have 2 shows this week at Rabbit Box Theater! Tickets at cartoonmess.live/tickets !

I stepped on a slug while wearing socks today. I don’t recommend it.

I drew a naked dog.

Seattle people! Cartoon Mess LIVE has TWO SHOWS at Rabbit Box Theater soon! Join us July 18 & 19th at this very magical space tucked away in Seattle's very famous Pike Place Market! These shows are going to be very special! Visit theRabbitBoxSeattle.com/events for tickets! All ages till 10pm!

Picnic

Delete and Report Junk

Using one tool that makes it so you don’t need 10 tools isn’t always the best tool.

I saw it happen btw. I threw one out and watched it. It struggled with the first flight, but got it the 2nd time.

Crows can fly with a hotdog in their mouth.

I read this as “shake a snake”

This is the only evidence I need to believe that my cats actively try to barf on things that they aren’t happy about. (I’ve been storing paintings in their hideout spot.

BIG social media is hostile toward art and unique things, but I guess they have to be to prevent widespread content violations. Bummer. I hate it all. wheeeee

I am a generally "brand-safe" kind of internet person, but more than a few times.. social media sites have accused me of posting photos of dead bodies (actually just pen drawings of friends) or had posts hidden because I used a word that might be questionable in certain contexts.

keep up the weird work.

A really fun thing that people might not know about me is that I designed, perform and voice the Twitch Fairy Modmother--Twitch's benevolent cartoon fairy who watches over moderators. Here's some photos from their appearance yesterday talking to CEO Dan Clancy at TwitchCon Rotterdam 2025!

iPhone Secret: if you have fast fingers, entering the unlock code is faster and more convenient than face recognition

"That was my middle name in high school" - @tomthinks.bsky.social after someone said "congealy"

Is anyone else plagued by the little velvet bags that devices come with? I can’t throw them away, but I also can’t find a way to use them! I have bags full of them. I hate them.

YouTube video by Cartoon Mess LIVE! Live Animation is a Thing

FYI www.youtube.com/watch?v=169S...

YouTube video by Tom DesLongchamp It Happened Again -- A Studio Journey Ep 4

It happened again. youtu.be/9IOQJOnhbko?...

I’ve been doing some new portraits where I let myself go nuts around the subject.

A photo of the control panel of a microwave. The digital screen says “child.”

Thank goodness for the “CHILD” setting on microwaves. I hate it when my children are still frozen in the middle.

Honored to have a @tomthinks.bsky.social original dog head (of my dog's head) on my wall. Thanks brother ❤️

I drive a 2004 Jettawagon with 150k miles.. fingers and toes crossed I can last as well.

Also, the Factory is located at 1216 10th Ave, Seattle, WA 98122 !

plywood cutout artwork paintings of a plant, cats, and other objects.

GOOD BOY GRAFFITI opening was so fun, but if you are a Seattle person and missed it, come to the CLOSING PARTY! Friday, April 25 6-10pm at The Factory on Capitol Hill! Also, visit The Factory's website for info about art sizing and pricing! www.factoryseattle.com/goodboygraff...