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I am a polar bear that ate too much chocolate. Love driving my Aston but I am #definitelynotaspy #licencetogrowl. (This is now my primary Social Media account)

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Well it is very stormy

#AnyPortInAStorm

03.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot comment on ongoing operations

01.10.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bonus poem from me tonight #furrybards

01.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
SPOOKS
Ghosts are sometimes known as spooks, 
As sometimes are those who are known to spy,
Perhaps they are trying to hunt down nukes,
But often they are looking to keep an eye.

Secret agents like to hide away,
As they carry out their work in silence,
They dress in black and darkest grey,
And hide behind the garden fence.

They can disappear into the background,
and report your deeds unto their masters,
and sometimes they cannot be found,
as they seek to prevent imminent disasters.

But I, of course, am not a spy,
Despite what many stuffies think,
I've never chased down a foreign bad guy,
Or had a shaken vodka drink.

But yes I'll keep the Aston car,
and drive it as often as I can,
I'll drive it near and drive it far,
and hope I don't get a driving ban.

But now I must get on my way,
as a mission has just filled up my inbox,
What the task is I cannot say,
As the attachments are all top secret docs.

SPOOKS Ghosts are sometimes known as spooks, As sometimes are those who are known to spy, Perhaps they are trying to hunt down nukes, But often they are looking to keep an eye. Secret agents like to hide away, As they carry out their work in silence, They dress in black and darkest grey, And hide behind the garden fence. They can disappear into the background, and report your deeds unto their masters, and sometimes they cannot be found, as they seek to prevent imminent disasters. But I, of course, am not a spy, Despite what many stuffies think, I've never chased down a foreign bad guy, Or had a shaken vodka drink. But yes I'll keep the Aston car, and drive it as often as I can, I'll drive it near and drive it far, and hope I don't get a driving ban. But now I must get on my way, as a mission has just filled up my inbox, What the task is I cannot say, As the attachments are all top secret docs.

Hello Everyone. Here is my poem for this month's #furrybards. I've taken a little artistic licence with this topic, so I hope you like it.

By the way I am #definitelynotaspy

#furrytails

01.10.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi everyone don’t forget that it’s #furrybards tonight at 8pm. Looking forward to hearing all your poems.

01.10.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Wednesday 1st October is FurryBards at Furry Tails at 8pm. The theme this month is ghosts. So let’s hear all your spooky posts πŸ‘»

#furrybards @munrobear.bsky.social

27.09.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
What I did on my holidays.

This year has been a busy year,
So we really needed some times of cheer,
We took some time to wander North, 
At some time around July the 4th.

We first of all saw a hoom graduate,
We were really proud as she did great,
Then we went to see some hooms get wed,
Before even further North we sped.

We got unto the far North West, 
It was there that we did finally rest,
We sat upon the beach and swam,
And then went back to have a dram.

We looked for otters and other beasts,
And we all enjoyed so many feasts,
But all too soon it was time for home,
And we all wished that we could just roam and roam. 

by Codsy, aged 25 and three quarters.

What I did on my holidays. This year has been a busy year, So we really needed some times of cheer, We took some time to wander North, At some time around July the 4th. We first of all saw a hoom graduate, We were really proud as she did great, Then we went to see some hooms get wed, Before even further North we sped. We got unto the far North West, It was there that we did finally rest, We sat upon the beach and swam, And then went back to have a dram. We looked for otters and other beasts, And we all enjoyed so many feasts, But all too soon it was time for home, And we all wished that we could just roam and roam. by Codsy, aged 25 and three quarters.

Hello everyone, here is my poem for this month's #furrybards #furrytails. I hope you all enjoy it.

03.09.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@munrobear.bsky.social

30.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Wednesday is #furrybards at #Furrytails at the usual time of 8pm. The theme is "what I did on my holidays"

30.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

E, definitely E!

14.08.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello everyone here is my poem for #furrybards #furrytails

Next month we will be back to normal on the first Wednesday of the month and the theme will be "What I did on my holidays" - the old back to school classic. I'll send out a reminder the week before.

06.08.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

It’s a free for all. I’ve been super busy and not managed to sort anything out

05.08.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#furrybards tomorrow is a free for all at 8pm. Didn’t have time to sort anything else so feel free to post in the usual place at the usual time.

Hopefully back to normal next month.

05.08.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t really care but exterminating contestants as the series progresses is a neat amendment.

16.07.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Enjoyed a weekend away with the hooms to #shieldaiglodge. Forg and I played pool and we searched for otters as well as enjoying a nice whisky or two.

15.07.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It certainly does.

14.07.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can tell you that it definitely rains in Perthshire

13.07.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Err! This is Scotland? Where’s all the rain?

13.07.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have demanded "the finest wines available to humanity"

13.07.2025 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I appear to have gone on holiday by mistake (it’s very sunny in NW Scotland!)

12.07.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I bearcrashed a hooman wedding in Inverness

11.07.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Might have to borrow this for a bit.

11.07.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Pull. That way when it’s garden waste day, I can pull both of them at once (we have a fairly big garden)

11.07.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forg is fairly chilled on such matters

11.07.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My friend, Forg has an enormous tin of chocolate biscuits. He is my best friend now!

10.07.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Emeritus Prof Skog is moving out of his University accommodation today and is returning to Furry Cottage temporarily before moving to London to continue his research activities.

06.07.2025 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ice Cream
When in St Andrews I like to stop,
At what has become my favourite shop,
It is a place that makes me beam,
And that is Jannettas, who make ice cream.

The board it has so many flavours,
That I would like the time to savour,
To think it through and choose with care,
The tastes that I would like to pair.

I do quite like their Honeycomb, 
The crunchie bits make taste buds foam,
Matched with vanilla or local strawberry,
Or sometimes rippled with nice raspberry.

But whatever flavours that are chosen,
For your food so expertly frozen,
A flake and wafer is added too,
For the treat created just for you.

Ice Cream When in St Andrews I like to stop, At what has become my favourite shop, It is a place that makes me beam, And that is Jannettas, who make ice cream. The board it has so many flavours, That I would like the time to savour, To think it through and choose with care, The tastes that I would like to pair. I do quite like their Honeycomb, The crunchie bits make taste buds foam, Matched with vanilla or local strawberry, Or sometimes rippled with nice raspberry. But whatever flavours that are chosen, For your food so expertly frozen, A flake and wafer is added too, For the treat created just for you.

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Hello Everyone, here is my post for this month’s #furrybards #furrytails. I hope you like it

02.07.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Wednesday is #furrybards at #furrytails. The theme this month is Ice Cream. See you there at 8pm uk time. @munrobear.bsky.social

29.06.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

We have a blackbird with a speckled head. (We call him Speckle). He has a wife called Esmerelda and a whole family of Specklets.

28.06.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, Snowy always has a book on the go.

19.06.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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