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Political violence has no place in this world.

Neither does any suggestion that Charlie Kirk was any more than a horrible, racist, conspiracy-mongering piece of shit. If you can’t say anything nice about him, speak loudly.

Come down here more often so I can get some new material. (I'll make dinner.)

Oh, I was just referring to his penchant for destroying bathrooms. I wasn’t referring to him *personally*.

Based on past experience, I'm guessing they blocked you.

We were very happy to give this scoop to @marisakabas.bsky.social's The Handbasket because it is important to support independent journalists who are doing the hard work at this time. Giving this story to Marisa also guarantees it will be in The Washington Post verbatim exactly 48 hours later.

Small brown dog groomed to leave a long, flowing beard.

- Housebroken
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle

honestly does seem like the basic dynamic in american politics right now is that a critical number of voters treat Democrats like their (nagging) mom or their (bitch) wife and treat Republicans like the “cool” dad or husband who is at best a deadbeat

I know this can sound kind of silly at a time like this, but doing a war without congressional authorization is ample grounds for impeachment

They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans

I never, ever want to hear again that women are too emotional to be leaders.

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

Any chance we can get @dansinker.com to do another feed for the Pope like he did for Rahm running for mayor?

Prevost attended the Catholic Theological Union in Hyde park from 1978 to 1982, according to CBS chicago. During that time eh taught in local Catholic schools, including serving as a substitute teacher at St Rita High School on the South Side the Sun-Times reported.

So the new Pope went to the Chicago high school my dad attended (Mendel). He is from Dolton, next door to town I grew up in (my cousin @johnryanwrites.bsky.social is from D, cuz are u a Papal pal y/n?) AND it's possible Pope Leo taught other cousins who went to St Rita? Family group text right now=🤯

proof that catholic god is real and He wants you to stop doing online betting

laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

This expression says “I think I’m sitting in J.D. Vance’s wet spot.”

This is very good news.

Elon Musk’s Demolition Crew Elon Musk, the world’s richest man, has been unleashed on federal agencies. ProPublica is attempting to document who is working with him and what they are doing.

Our full tracker of the DOGE folks, with new additions, is here: projects.propublica.org/elon-musk-do...

A @propublica.org team effort: @chrisbing.bsky.social, @shaw.al, Avi Asher-Schapiro, @justinelliott.bsky.social, @andykroll.bsky.social, @kirstenberg.bsky.social + more

Excuse me while I vent for a moment

SHE IS THE APPROPRIATIONS CHAIR. SHE CAN SUBPOENA OFFICIALS, HOLD TELEVISED HEARINGS, HOLD UP ANYONE’S FUNDING, ZERO OUT THE WHITE HOUSE’S FUCKING ICE CREAM AND DIET COKE BUDGET, AND ENFORCE THE APPROPRIATIONS LAWS THAT ARE THE SOURCE OF HER PERSONAL POWER.

A lot of people are like "If I were Elon Musk I would just go to Tahiti and have a Piña Colata," and yes, of course, but the problem is he can't go to a bank and take this out. It's all collateral on collateral. He's the poorest rich man there is. He's overleveraged himself into a permanent hell.

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

Matt Walsh tweet: Bizarre decision by the NFL to have some guy come out and lethargically mumble a bunch of songs that 90 percent of the NFL audience has never heard

they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

Thoughts and prayers tonight for the parked cars, trees, and street level fixtures of downtown Philadelphia.

Poor Taylor Swift.

(Not really. I’m sure she’s fine.)

Or infrastructure Week?

Do you think Mahomes knows he’s supposed to throw to the guys in white & red?