emotional support concubine

damn dykes fuckin rule

just got hit with an 18% raise - bout to go nescient at the club this weekend

@hehimta on twitter quote tweet update: jk rowling has somehow (despite maritime law) wiped over a decade of port logs/etc, her boat is completely delisted. strange behaviour. @hehimta on twitter oh tweet BREAKING A just watched in realtime as jk rowling's superyacht samsara was completely removed from marinetraffic and other services, not just AIS off; the entire vessel...

Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.

What is she hiding?

all black fit i’ve been working on ft black blocky boots with medium heels, baggy black slacks, a cute shirt and a leather high cut jacket i hemmed topped off with a faggy lil leather beret

thrifted the shirt and removed the collar. designer is alberta ferretti. features a beautiful hole punch pattern (if anyone knows what this is called please fucking tell me)

chat is the beret too french?

villains in media: “i’m paving a 12 lane freeway to hell with good intentions so nobody will ever have to experience the traumas of my tragic backstory again”

villains irl: “i’m gonna plunge the world into thermonuclear warfare so i can keep touching kids”

all other horrors aside, i am consistently impressed with how every single person in these email chains writes with the eloquence of a lazy teenager

bruh they found moot in the files??? this is getting ridiculous

where the FUCK is public safety division 4s HR????

chainsaw man screen of making saying “from now on, you will be my dog”

ah ok i see the appeal now

disordered eating is so silly like explain to me why i’m over here agonizing about having to cook and then CONSUME delicious beef stir fried rice like it’s a chemistry test i didn’t study for

Immediately after hitting post I remembered Cruelty Squad already beat me to it.

but like, as a writer you write from what you know. in that sense all writing is political because what you know is shaped by your culture. in light of that the shortcomings of the god emperor shouldn’t be that surprising given when/where it was written. and they’re not. they’re just disappointing

Frank, until this point, seems like the kind of writer who should know better. it’s really hard to suspend my disbelief when this supposedly godlike entity with access to the collective memories of all of his ancestors turns out to be a homophobe who won’t shut the fuck up about greco-roman society

i feel like whenever any author tries to make a godlike, all knowing, omnipotent character who is supposed to be above humanity the author ends up revealing their own inherent biases and dragging that character down with them. it’s not JUST a problem GEOD has, but it’s all the more glaring because

the more i think about it the more i hate god emperor of dune. and i’ve thought a lot about it. if nothing in this post chain makes any sense to you consider yourself blessed and keep it that way

THE GREEKS, MONEO. EVER HEARD OF THEM? OF COURSE YOU HAVENT. PEAK CIVILIZATION HONESTLY. IN ALL MY 20,000 YEARS OF GENETIC MEMORY I HAVENT FOUND A BETTER MODEL FOR MY UNIVERSE-SPANNING EMPIRE THAN THE GREEKS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOCRATES SOUNDS GAY? DONT MAKE ME GET MY LESBIAN ARMY MONEO

CAREFUL DUNCAN, DONT THINK ANY GAY THOUGHTS OR ILL HAVE MY LESBIAN ARMY ERADICATE YOU. HYPOCRITE? ME?? YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM PLAYING 8D CHESS HERE DUNCAN. IF I LET THE PEOPLE HAVE SODOMY ITS ALL OVER DUNCAN. THEYLL GO EXTINCT

MONEO, THE IXIANS BROUGHT ME A BAD BITCH BUT I CANT FUCK HER. IVE BEEN EDGING FOR 4000 YEARS MONEO I WILL THROW AWAY EVERYTHING IVE WORKED FOR JUST FOR A CHANCE TO BUST THIS NUT OMNIPOTANTLY

my favorite part of Dune is when Timothy Kansas Dune turns into a worm and asks the universe if they still love him (they hate him its a tragedy also he can’t jack off anymore)

cruelty squad text box screenshot. text says “i’ve been getting really into ‘hell.’ both as a mindset and as something to strive for in an organizational sense”

basically democrats rn

i retract my statement as upon further viewing i am now 82% sure mahito would be transphobic

“you’ve been in the game less than 5 years”

THAT PART THAT PART THAT PART THAT PART

it bothers me sm how many people i meet who have had this happen to them. not gonna rant/seek explanations as both have been done ad nauseam (read hot allistic load am i right dolls) but it disappoints me how we put ppl on pedestals who can’t hold themselves to higher standards

queer community leader don’t throw vulnerable people to the wolves over personal drama challenge (inconceivable)

and then hearing them out, making them feel seen, and following up with solid advice on how to actually make their lives better. anyway idk, had a moment today where i realized afterwards that i followed her playbook exactly and did a good thing. wonder how she’s doing

BUT despite that she would have these moments of angelic kindness, usually towards people who were looking for self improvement advice but going about things the wrong way. like, she would keep a count of dudes whose lives she legit turned around by fighting them until they admitted they were wrong

to elaborate/provide a lil lore drop: when i was in my early twenties i got with this absolute baddie. super cunty, dressed to the nines ALWAYS, confident rich bitch who knew what she was worth monetarily and otherwise. pretty sure she had undiagnosed bpd tho so she could be a menace for no reason

the thing that worries me most about transitioning isn’t that i’m starting to look like my mother - it’s that i’m starting to act like the girl who ruined me in my early twenties

had a wonderful time getting out-danced on a date last night. the time for warm reminiscence is over though, i have to train. i’ll be in the hyperbolic time chamber if anyone needs anything