@chapotraphousereal.bsky.social "Minnesota is everything Texas fucking thinks they are."
Is hands down the best sentence I will hear all month.
@agentbas.bsky.social
I used to DJ. I still do but I used to too. YNWA - Up The Reds
@chapotraphousereal.bsky.social "Minnesota is everything Texas fucking thinks they are."
Is hands down the best sentence I will hear all month.
"you're just a regular person so all this is off record" isn't how it works either
21.10.2025 03:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You canโt say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on.
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Waiting till November is crazy, you made the right choice ๐
16.09.2025 01:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm so glad the Adidas shops around here carry all the gear in store! I ordered premier league 25 champions T-shirt from the Anfield store and the tarrifs were almost as much as the fuckin shirt!
16.09.2025 01:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Carvajal is back so Trent won't start unless he gets injured again
28.08.2025 20:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Or we just win everything outright and top the table again?
28.08.2025 20:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bayern Munich:
25.07.2025 19:58 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0We loved him in our own weird way without ever actually meeting him but he was our boy and he will be missed terribly
04.07.2025 01:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gonna be hard to top two of the best sci-fi movies of all time.
26.06.2025 15:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0He plays video games for hours on end and still sucks at Path of Exile
31.05.2025 01:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pickle sandwich crew standup!! @ifycomedy.com
30.05.2025 23:46 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This never would have happened on HBO Now.
18.05.2025 19:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Also I love that the original song is an italo-disco track and not at all French lol
18.05.2025 19:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There are several iterations of it across Europe but all of them share the same theme of European competition pedigree/sentiment, which makes Arsenal using especially absurd.
18.05.2025 19:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just good ole natural pickle wax
03.05.2025 17:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I have him saved as Scam Likely
27.04.2025 20:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I feel like everyone has that dude's number at this point
27.04.2025 20:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 120 - Liverpool have won their 20th English top-flight title, moving them level with Manchester United for the joint-most by any side. Reds.
27.04.2025 18:17 โ ๐ 45 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 015 - Liverpool have scored 15 goals in all competitions against Tottenham Hotspur this season, their joint-most ever in a single campaign against an opponent (also 15 vs Rotherham Town in 1895-96). Collection.
27.04.2025 18:18 โ ๐ 59 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 05 - Arne Slot is the fifth manager to win the Premier League in his first season, after Josรฉ Mourinho (2004-05), Carlo Ancelotti (2009-10), Manuel Pellegrini (2013-14) and Antonio Conte (2016-17). Select.
27.04.2025 18:18 โ ๐ 41 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1206 - Title winners Liverpool have been top of the Premier League for 206 days this season, 165 more than any other side (Man City, 41). Dominance.
27.04.2025 18:18 โ ๐ 119 ๐ 20 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 3Oh man you're in for a treat
26.04.2025 03:02 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Was this idea specifically to torment @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social ?
25.04.2025 17:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0PS
Yes, they were English.
@charalanahzard.bsky.social @rahulkohli13.bsky.social
I thought you guys would like to know that I just saw someone use "chip and pin" out in the wild. I'm not condoning its usage at all, however.
Hayao Miyazaki should be allowed to kill at least one person
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