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Jar Jarmusch

@jarjarmusch.bsky.social

Phony tough and crazy brave

125 Followers  |  179 Following  |  540 Posts  |  Joined: 11.09.2023  |  1.796

Latest posts by jarjarmusch.bsky.social on Bluesky

He gets older and they stay the same age!

01.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fukui-San!

31.10.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMy buddy, Darren.”

β€œBunch of bums”

Hahaha

30.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man has March Madness to follow and Fallout to play. He ain’t got time for a ten top circle jerk in between the cheese stick apps and salad course!

30.10.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œHello, Gordon…”

30.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Too old for him.

28.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A bunch of animals running around with COVID, HEP-C and the HERP is just another typical Mississippi night out on the town.

28.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smash your head on the joint pain aisle rock!

27.10.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh lord, is that Laura Lippman thread from the other joint getting the necromancied?

26.10.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need some Strawberry Cough after reading all that mess.

26.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grain water.

26.10.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That ballroom gonna be more fucked than Little Bill Daggett’s house!

25.10.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then they try to upsell you on a brake job like it’s a CIRQ β€˜21 Pinot.

25.10.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

George gonna cry into his bag of
4 billion dollars

25.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hearing him trying to breathe and talk in that Scorsese doc. He gonna be up in Calvinist hebben in less than two years.

25.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nepo babies with a past history of being served with restraining orders?

25.10.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was it Sanj?

24.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chapter 13 - Just look at Buscemi standing back there heh-heh-heh!

23.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œCan you find the TEMU nosferatus in this picture?”

23.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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lol get a load at Vanilla Ice over here.

22.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet they have a lot of fiiiiixins!

22.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! He blocked me at the other joint because I clowned him for becoming the overnight A-#1 mayor of Nipsey Hussel grief posting by posting search results of his posts about Nipsey prior to Nipsey’s death. Take a wild guess how many they were!

22.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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He might have ANOTHER restraining order out on him again.

22.10.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also the location for the short lived Movie House rip

22.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

21.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude was totally going to pull a Fetterman if he got elected.

21.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Scatman Crothers on the set of The Shining doing some on set goofing.

Scatman Crothers on the set of The Shining doing some on set goofing.

As he rounds every corner that castanet stinger blares and he is greeted by Dick looking like this telling him... β€œOh look it’s that completely unreliable asshole.”

21.10.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bill Hader has a funny story about attending the premiere with the cast.

They had yet to see it.

When the director announced the runtime while introducing the film, Hader said everybody started whispering to each other

β€œJesus Christ, is he fucking serious?!”

20.10.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boomer down!

19.10.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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