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UK deaths of 1,611 homeless people in 2024 is record high Most are linked to suicide or drugs, with spice and nitazines increasingly deadly.

It's 2025. This is a massive failure of the system. Nobody should be dying - or living - on the street.
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She gets cooler by the minute.

Haha. No. It's cheaper up here.

I have a fiver for a similar reason.

She just went up in my estimation by a considerable distance.

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The courage you're showing by being so open could well be the thing that sets someone else on the path to recovery. I'm so glad you have support on your own path. Proud of you. xx

Me: I've a particular set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
[spills soup down my front]
Dry cleaner: I see

When we see white smoke coming from Macron's ears, we'll know there's a new French PM.

Actually, Martin might be a good fit.

It's okay. He's about to get Blackpool, as long as he agrees to be known as Steve while he's there.

Steve Bruce announced as interim PM of France.

[My first day as a detective]
Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer.
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.

So those people outside hotels will be moved, too, right?

Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask why the fuck your country keeps doing things *against* you.

We can all agree that the attack on the Synagogue in Manchester was terrorism

So why is setting a Mosque alight just 'arson' and a 'hate crime' and also not terrorism?

Overheard in my living room:

"I've only sneezed ten times this month."
"I'm glad you've got an affordable hobby."

We all know why Nigel Farage is accusing Labour of inciting violence against him while cutting his security. Because if he didn’t, people might remember to ask him who paid for his house in Clacton and why he hangs around with people who take bribes from Russians.

Where would we be without his genius?

Haha!

Isn't it! Yet he does it most days. #Genius

I reckon that's his real name and Elon Musk is the anagram.

With rare exception, ideas really are trivial compared to execution. For example, the idea of going to the Moon is simple, but ACTUALLY going to the Moon is staggeringly difficult.

If Pinky and the Brain were a documentary ...

Real name! Amazing.

Not nearly enough songs include the lyrics 'piddly pat'.

Damn it! Not Brian Patten. This year just gets shitter and shitter. RIP, genius.

Overheard in my living room: Why have I got so many pictures of Napoleon?

It's long past too late to do things 'the easy way'.

I may be missing something here, but “Peace or else, but we’ll kill you anyway, monetise your extinction, and Tony Blair will oversee the logistics,” doesn’t sound like much of an offer to me.