Andrew Edwards

Every strong man leader in a room with Trump Jedi mind-tricks the simpleton.

Fucking hilarious how easy he is to manipulate. Toddlers offer more resistance when trying to change their minds.

Like me saying I'm on a diet, when I'm sneaking Snickers bars every other day.

Don't buy because of the Brexit tax-dodger. ✅️

Don't buy because their batteries are absolutely shite and last 5 minutes. ✅️

Suggestion for a follow up question from the press pool when Johnson claims not to have seen anything:

"Is not being across your brief as Speaker of the House down to laziness, incompetence or both?"

Three wins on the bounce for the first time in a whole year..."stellar run". Christ.

"Testing the ceasefire."

Good one. Christ.

"Nice peace deal you got there, be a shame if something happened to it."

Benny back at it, to no one's surprise.

Forgot to tag that on at the end.

Give the guy a break, he fell into a Grindr swipe wormhole he couldn't escape and has only just come up for air from sucking all the cocks in Washington DC.

Cry me a river, mate.

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"He was an interior decorator."

"His place looked like shit."

A man is judged by the company he keeps.

Walking like his kecks are filled with a massive turd and he's worried it'll escape down his trouser leg, into his shoe.

Starting to think that not constitutional design, nor affective polarisation, nor declining institutional trust, but bothsidesism will be what finally does for democracy.

It's amazing that parliamentary privilege allows a MP to stand up and reveal people in gagging orders with immunity and they can not be sued for deformation for things said in the chamber...but they can't call a liar a liar or a racist a racist.

Is saying that the Jews run the world antisemitic or just vigilant? Tune in for next week's episode of "is it racist to be racist"

Big old purge going on, lads.

All this was either known already or easy to access with motivation.

You're finding out now because Prince nonce has been given up to the wolves as a sacrifice to clear the decks.

Just imagine all the shit they're sitting on or deliberately not digging up.

"The BBC and Sky News are all woke", then their ex-presenters inexplicably rock up at GB News spouting their true personal opinions and what do you know, they're all absolute headbanging Right-wing whoppers and ranting and raving conspiracy theory nuts.

A sky news alert showing Louis Theroux and Bob Vylan, which states that British Airways are pulling funding from Theroux's podcast over his interview with Bob Vylan.

Louis Theroux has interviewed actual literal murderers before, but a musician with views that the British establishment don't like is just a step too far for British Airways.

And yet, you see fucking nonsense like this from so-called mainstream 'sane' media...

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Knowing the foaming at the mouth racists hate people of colour on ads (and particularly hate mixed raced advert couples/families) I actually have begun noticing ethicity and diversity in the ads and chuckle at every gay couple, black person etc knowing its enraging some knuckledragger watching.

Just admit defeat, Jack, you'll never live up to the Right's satorial standards...

Advocating for a scheme that cost silly money, didn't work, and had tonnes of ethical issues just to say I told you so. 🤷🤪.

Have even the sane media lost the plot? You can't be that naive.

Tories would've said Labour's heart wasn't in it/they didn't implement it correctly, and so it failed.

It's amazing how when the dam breaks and permission is granted by the media gatekeepers to pile on, we start hearing just what c**ts run and own this country.

They'll be other c**ts in the royal family, with plenty of anecdotes about their obscene behaviour, but are protected by the media cabal.

Platformed in the UK again 🤷🤷, I assume, for nothing more than clicks and giggles.

Bottom of the barrel shite that only drags our collective political discourse further into the sewers. *Sigh*.

"Chris Mason has misunderstood...".

There's a line that has loads of legs and probably explains much of BBC politics coverage.

Fuck the rich and fuck the economically illiterate and reckless, Kwasi Kwarteng.

Why is he still being platformed by any serious outlet? Never off Peston's show and still appears on the BBC. Madness. The i Paper should be better than this.

How the fuck is the economically illiterate and busted flush, Kwasi Kwarteng *still* getting a platform in a major news outlet to give his opinions on UK economics?!?!

He clearly has no shame, but why is a supposed sensible paper enabling the dickhead?

Zero consequences for incompetence.

Tell you what, Rory, seeing as a country apparently can't deal with more one thing at a time, let's fuck the Royal family off, it'll be one less thing to worry about on the list. You grovelling fuckwit.