Moon 🌙

finally finished this. I don’t love to shit talk books but the worst crime a book can commit to me is to be boring & unfortunately this book is guilty. It had all the ingredients to be a fun read but it was way less than the sum of its parts & now I’m annoyed I didn’t dump it

They’re finally doing the heist and I am bored 😭 I keep going on tiktok instead of reading. If this wasn’t for a book club I would dump this

I’m reading Hammajang Luck for book club. It’s a heist book set in like a space station city and honestly I’m having a hard time getting through it. Just not connecting to the characters like at all and it’s making me not really care if they pull off the heist

offered to let my bf paint my toenails for free and he said no 🙄 ungrateful

I finally saw the project Hail Mary trailer which features Ryan Gosling, an alien, and a song by Harry styles so??? someone is trying to market to me specifically???

the vibes on baseball twitter are so terrible im about to become a sports account out of spite

I don’t wanna take ALL the credit but I was wearing this costume and listening to b2b during this last game

I LOVE U MY DODGERS

my scariest Halloween was when I went to the parade in nyc and suddenly had to shit badly so I ran to the closest bar which was a tiny sports dive with like 10 people inside and someone kept knocking on the door while I was trying to do my business

my dodgers it would be soooooo cute & cunt if george springer never got another fucking ring in his life 💙

my shoulders crack like every day and it’s loud af and I do not mind, but if my knee cracks in any way I get SCARED

Dave roberts I can also stand at the plate and not hit the fucking ball for a lot cheaper than these guys lmk 🙏

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Dave roberts I will egg your house

I love u my dodgers

not them playing neverending story on the organ 😭😭

i think….. i was born… watching this game…?

the novel Hench that I talked about getting a sequel kept having its pub date pushed and I didn’t know if it would ever actually come out but I just saw today that it now has a cover! hope lives 🙏

Finished, this was so weird I loved it. I probably can’t eat apples anymore

Emily is a WAY better person than I could ever be

me: *minding my business listening to an audiobook while playing a phone game and streaming the ALCS in the bg
bf: you are fuckin rot-maxing right now

I started listening to Black River Orchard and I’m HOOKED. It’s a horror novel about a small town where this man starts growing these apples and everyone in the town is obsessed with them and it makes them act weird and mean

I’m crashing out

I always forget Darkseid’s name and this is the way I ask my bf: who’s the DC villain guy with the mini skirt?

I read Camp Damascus by Chuck Tingle and honestly this fucks, loved it.
It’s a horror novel about a chr1stian community & their conversion camp but it’s not as straightforward as it sounds

I read so much slower when I have to hold a physical book 🫠

my sweet bf bought me the barad-dur set I think he has a crush on me

I wore my brat baby tee with no bra to Disneyland and got several compliments from cast members, Disney is all about the TITS baby

my nemesis