joey ✨

fake screenshot sorry....... better luck next time

faked screenshot unfortunately.

i live in a cave and breathe in volcanic fumes for fun

this is clearly reese dude idk what to tell you

The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes

they're activating the pyramids tomorrow

the way everyone is vaguely leftist makes me feel like i'm in a slightly corporate gay bar it's wonderful

i love scrolling this app it's so nourishing

a pair of black frame glasses water drenched sitting atop moss and bright green mole snouts of groundcover.

Some in Portland are completely subsumed by the moss.

just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that

amity

mwuehehehheheheh

hi bluesky

hi

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