Evelyn U. Bogtroll, PhD.

Oh yeah I almost forgot I have this 😄

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Watching somebody with a beat-to-shit car back out of a parking space like. Oh. I see. #revoketheirlicense

Omg jellyyyy. I almost bought tickets for his performance in Brooklyn and while the ticket prices alone were doable, adding the cost of hotel & transportation just made it not realistic. 😫 I wish he’d added a Boston date to the end!

The poke place near my job has the best fucking dumpling sauce and I have not yet been able to replicate it and it makes me 🤪

I’m so fucking mad and there’s just absolutely nothing I can do about it. 🙃

But tell me why I’m always looking at tropical vacations as though I’m not a reflectively pal bitch who got sun poisoning last summer? I need to do the opposite of hang out on a white sand beach.

Trying to schedule my vacation time for next year as though I have any idea what I’ll do next week…

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Just spent an hour trying to tell a man something that he simply refused to hear or understand and I ended up being right because apparently my spatial reasoning is now better than his but I certainly can’t say that, and he would argue with a wall soooo. Anyway. Glad that’s over! 🙃

Breaking down and using the space heater finally. 🥶

🙏🙏🙏

I’ve completed the biannual wardrobe swap, and remembered that I have like a LOT of Christmas’s clothing to wear for the next 17 days!

I think @asavage.bsky.social (Adam Savage) and Jamie Hyneman should come out of retirement to shoot one (1) special episode in which they test, destroy and otherwise humiliate the cybertruck.

That’s specific.

I’m really not loving the new iOS. Most of the smaller changes I’ll get used to, but this new emoji keyboard is pissing me off. I’m a millennial, I need my emojis! But I don’t need them to be that big, I’m not in bifocals yet!

A photo of a beach at sunset. The sand is wet and reflecting the sky. There are seagulls in the middle distance.

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I’m pretty sure mine got purged, but I know I was writing absolutely terrible Sailor Moon or Harry Potter fanfiction back in 2001, so I guess we’re both ancient and crumbling! Ah the days when ff.net was a smorgasbord revelation from the siloing of geocities fanpages…

Aw that’s sweet. At this point my older female relatives are full “you know you don’t even need a man to have a baby these days!” 💀

Showing up to my 20-year reunion like “nice family you got there! Me? Oh I’ve cultivated a small but lovely group of social media mutuals. ❤️ No it’s not monetized. 🤗”

It’s literally 2 minutes apart. The inexorable march of time has me in its grasp, I am but a leaf on the river, my social media could be in middle school.

Why are we old and also how

How in the fuck did I just realize I joined this app almost exactly 12 years from when I joined tumblr? 🤯

Showing you how good my eyeliner looks today violates my every principle, so you’ll just have to trust. It looks so good. Green and gold and a steady hand this morning #tistheseason

My icon of 10,000 years feels like a natural fit for this app.