alec 🔞 || the bridge of tommy’s nose

any app or website that wants me to upload my actual photo id can go fuck itself i will simply stop using it

don’t get me wrong i support good old fashioned rule 63 for no reason other than that you would like to see it but i do think genderbending is most fun when this would change or further some existing aspect of the character. like what would him being a woman Mean here, etc.

i’ve been saying!! it is vitally important that we ruin it for them by making it sexy and omegaverse

every few months i’m reminded of the star trek fanfiction one of my college professors accepted as a lab report because i made spock explain whatever geological data we learned that week in depth

this is a satire account.

a red and pink cross stitch on blue fabric. "everything I love causes carpal tunnel" surrounded by hearts, a needle and thread, and a skein of embroidery floss.

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I love that every time I look at the feed there's another post like this

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YouTube video by Netflix Bridgerton Season 4 | Sneak Peek | Netflix

unfortunately I think Bridgerton S4's biggest challenge is going to be convincing me that anyone has better sexual chemistry with Benedict than his sister, Eloise www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICLi...

i went to get on the bus this morning and the driver was like yeah come on in! you’ll have to step down from the pile of snow into the bus but don’t worry about it

gee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

If this is what they do when they're out on the street with people pointing cameras at them, what do you think is happening inside the ICE prison camps that they keep denying Members of Congress access to?

Harrison Browne: “USA hockey has quietly barred trans people from participating in hockey safely. Myself included.

The policy stipulates that sex assigned at birth is the eligibility to be followed by ALL leagues. Even recreational adult leagues (BEER LEAGUES).”

gordon ramesses: it's fucking Ra!!!

"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it.

Black and white doodle of buck and Tommy fromthe 911 series

Cozy #bucktommy doodle requested by buffaluffalo on ko-fi ✨

doodle of Buck as a merman and Tommy in a fisherman outfit, characters from 911 abc

MerBuck + fisherman Tommy #bucktommy
Doodle requested by vincerets for my ko-fi goal <3

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i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about

the EU could collapse the American entertainment industry by simply withholding the Skarsgards until Trump is deposed

One of the big media failures of the past decade is the ongoing search for the deeper side of Trump. There isn't one. His ideology, such as it is, is personalist, transactional, and zero-sum. That's as vain, vulgar, and wrong as you can get. He likes gold shit and applause. There's nothing beneath.

Well, this is no good.

morning run #heatedrivalry

heated rivalry is for straight women is an insane take

You gotta admit it's really funny that Trump is cognitively at about the level of a lower beast in one of Aesop's fables.