dadvans | the winnipeg jorts

i love figure skating. "a disastrous twizzle." you said it, johnny.

I just want no one to have fun and both teams to lose ❤️

bobbing for apples final always goes hard

YouTube video by Child of the 80s The 10th Kingdom TV Miniseries - Intro Opening Theme HD (Wishing on a Star)

so far the olympic opening ceremony music sounds like the opening to 10th Kingdom

listening to shaun white talk reminds me that i used to think that steroids gave u a lisp because of 50 first dates

i will not let my stupid little heart harden or give up on believing things can be good

i've been saying this for some time, but the most important thing we as fandom can do to the english language right now is incorporate "sigma male" into omegaverse

deeply offended as an actual spreadsheets guy. i will pay this man a million dollars if donald trump makes one pivot table unassisted.

which billionaire do u fancast as hickey

fancasting jb pritzker as crozier you can’t change my mind

(wanting to watch the rich eat each other) time to write an extremely problematic The Terror AU

this is just the scott expedition

true story i thought smut was also a fun fandom term when i was 12 and its crazy to think my parents just ignored me when i loudly talked abt the porn i was reading on the internet with my friends

NOT CATHERINE O HARA IM DRIVING INTO THE GODDAMN SEA

i regret to inform everyone that meanwhile i've joined the masses simping for rob (and i'm livid abt ron funches getting targeted)

Thank u it was honestly 60/40

I lived bitch dot meme but the amount of stress surviving over 60k of layoffs in 3 years is really getting to me

work is laying off another 16k people again tomorrow i am SO tired

sorry, tying to chip ice off of my windshield with a hammer***

i'll never forget the first blizzard i was an independent adult for and as i was trying to chip ice off of my windshield, a guy in my neighborhood came running out of his house saying PLEASE DON'T DO THAT

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

my toxic trait is that well into my 20s i thought atlantic city was in georgia

hoping for the best for you and kiddo, who i hope is just getting a jump start on a tap dancing career

omg this sounds like you very much have a kiddo in there doing kiddo things right for the timeframe

that sounds awful!!! from my own reddit and rl friend experience: gas, gas, gas, bubbles, etc. I think a majority of people hit this at 18 - 20 weeks, but some do hit it earlier where it just feels like something is percolating in there.

i'm so hit or miss but the one time i really unsettled myself eating was when i ordered takeout sushi and sat down to watch The Terror for the first time

the og goncharov

eating a bowl of kimchi rice and starting the pitt only to get hit with the maggot cast in the recap, we live and we learn every day on this beautiful earth

stuck in traffic next to a kenyan catering van do u think if I hold my Venmo up to the window they’ll hook me up with a tray of food from the back