Look, our society just doesn't have the spiritual strength to vanquish Gavin Newsom at this time. We need to seal him in a well for one thousand years, do some asceticism to gather power, then take him on in a climactic battle when he re-emerges
13.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 128 🔁 19 💬 4 📌 2
*slaps top of new purse* this baby can hold soooooo many receipts
13.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a stuxnet-style QR code that makes the wearer's head start vibrating until they puke from vertigo
13.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 109 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0
we live in a country where the secretary of HHS declaring that he snorts cocaine off toilet seats isn't even a news item
13.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 818 🔁 167 💬 19 📌 7
DeWalt, but all my yard gear is Ryobi
13.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So it worked is what you're saying.
13.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 539 🔁 140 💬 12 📌 1
i think most (not all) of the "you must vote for Newsom" people are just Newsom supporters who want him to win because they like him and his policies, not because they have high minded ideas about harm reduction.
13.02.2026 16:44 — 👍 684 🔁 67 💬 30 📌 25
Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005.
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13.02.2026 12:54 — 👍 965 🔁 457 💬 21 📌 27
POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
13.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 2344 🔁 397 💬 16 📌 3
This is a 100% elite manufactured craze.
13.02.2026 09:54 — 👍 2594 🔁 676 💬 16 📌 4
Why is the nazi here? "National Socialist" and "Democratic Socialist" aren't the same thing, silly
13.02.2026 05:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody
The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.
CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
13.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 5030 🔁 2950 💬 183 📌 392
A screen cap of the post I am replying to, with the next post on my timeline being Hideo Kojima plugging his video game death stranding 2, which I've never played but I believe is partly about protecting orphan babies in a post apocalyptic wasteland
Nice timeline pairing
12.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Democrats should promise, today, that Melania Trump, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will be stripped of citizenship and deported if the administration advances this effort
12.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 4597 🔁 1153 💬 134 📌 95
The ICE List
“There were no attacks on members of the KKK—it was a boycott of them in public life, and then slowly the KKK disappeared.
That’s what we’re trying to do here, to allow the public to know which of their neighbours are involved in this.”
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12.02.2026 14:43 — 👍 945 🔁 611 💬 2 📌 8
Another victory for Bari Weiss, lifelong McCarthyite and consigliere of the most openly Nazi presidency in the history of the U.S.
12.02.2026 03:57 — 👍 814 🔁 135 💬 8 📌 1
Pam Bondi loves dogs. Always had them, one after another. She got involved with dog shelters and dog rescue, and once pulled off to the side of a busy road and got out of her car to chase down a stray. Another dog she helped was a Saint Bernard named Master Tank. She adopted him from a shelter after he was lost during Hurricane Katrina in 2005, not long after her own Saint Bernard had died. The story has been told but bears repeating. Master Tank belonged to Steve and Dorreen Couture and their grandson, who was 4, recovering from the murder-suicide of his parents and losing his dog during the storm. Bondi said the dog was a “walking skeleton” and “dying from heartworms” when she adopted him. The Coutures eventually tracked down Master Tank, but instead of giving him back, Bondi hired a lawyer, who accused the Coutures of abusing the dog, which Bondi had renamed Noah. “She lied,” Dorreen told a Palm Beach Post columnist years later. “My little grandson begged her to take the dog home, and she refused. She thought she would just wear us down. That we were unstable people and would just quit.” The case was settled out of court, with Bondi securing visitation rights, but she never did visit. She got another dog.
This is some genuinely psycho shit...
11.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 8102 🔁 2200 💬 177 📌 493
man ripping his own face off
watching hundreds of democrats on here SUDDENLY shocked by the thermobaric bombs dropped in Gaza, things that Palestinians have told us were happening for 2 YEARS,
and immediately use that shock to blame people for “not voting for Harris“ because this “wouldn’t have happened under her”
11.02.2026 11:04 — 👍 1281 🔁 277 💬 8 📌 8
I’m seeing enough of this in my mentions today that I, a Black Jew, need to remind everyone that in the 1930s, European Jews were not considered white and that’s why the Nazis slaughtered them and part of why other countries including the United States refused refuge to many of them
11.02.2026 00:36 — 👍 1081 🔁 213 💬 9 📌 7
British Woman shot by dad in Texas after 'arguing about Donald Trump'
Lucy Harrison, 23, was alone in a bedroom at her father's home in Texas when she was shot dead.
A MAGA freak in Texas murdered his own daughter in cold blood after they had an argument about Trump.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
11.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 2404 🔁 866 💬 110 📌 193
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
10.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 12605 🔁 6908 💬 379 📌 857
Alito
From an award-winning journalist, the authoritative—and explosive—inside story of Justice Samuel Alito and his powerful role in shaping the Supreme Court...
Oh god, Mollie Hemmingway is dropping a fellacious bio of Alito in April.
Folks, this man is *so* going to retire at the end of the term. Senate Democrats, PLEASE staff up. This is *going to happen.*
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10.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 1199 🔁 307 💬 62 📌 22
Bloomington Police just announced they've arrested a Department of Defense employee in a sex trafficking sting. The police chief said his job is to do background checks and security clearance checks on ICE agents.
10.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 448 🔁 196 💬 12 📌 33
I've never wanted something to flop harder than this fucking misbegotten television show for transphobic 42-year-olds
10.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 680 🔁 147 💬 9 📌 2
lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous
10.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 5172 🔁 1326 💬 67 📌 61
Op sec tip I forgot to mention: don’t get friendly with the cops or believe anything they say. But if you have “inside sources” who make you feel like a Very Important Boy, that’s called the Will Stancil Exception and please do tell everyone, it’s great to brag about being a fed!
10.02.2026 15:41 — 👍 358 🔁 77 💬 3 📌 1
im no six figure political consultant but if i were in charge as the trump admin was warning about catastrophic jobs numbers coming tomorrow, id probably have my “every republican president destroys the economy” campaign ready to go for the rest of the week
10.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 821 🔁 160 💬 17 📌 8
Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.
10.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 3308 🔁 1598 💬 49 📌 25
ICE's Masks Are All a Lie
Working for ICE is actually less dangerous than being an elementary school student in America.
Here's what DHS doesn't want you to know: Working for ICE is one of the safest jobs in America — and last year was the second-safest year for the agency on record.
And the doxxing? It hasn't actually happened even once.
The masks are justified by a lie. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-mask...
10.02.2026 15:48 — 👍 3821 🔁 1667 💬 90 📌 105
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