FineReplyGuyFromNH

It walks like a constipated toddler

The robot that needs the gyroscope and Jesus.

That's a sentence that, in the entire history of sentences, has never been written before. 😂

Never take something that eats as collateral for a loan.

Same Mr. Hat. Same...

I thought purple was something completely different.

Connections
Puzzle #883
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Fuck Jeff and the horse he rode in on.

I need an app that platforms every major news outlet and offers a subscription service of a preset number of articles read per month, or a pay per article option

I want to support journalism without having to get 12 different monthly subscriptions 🫠

A tale as old as the police. That was the theme of a bunch of Sherlock Holmes stories too.

And no one asked him if we should deal with the "liquidity" problem by repealing the tax breaks for billionaires?

He was campaigning to be transportation secretary, so this is a natural fit. 😏

Tech bros tired of reinventing buses reinvent phrenology instead

@epiellie.bsky.social

Dr Murray,

As my go to science study explainer, is this on your wheelhouse? Perhaps a future Substack article?

Thank you. 😁

Watching RFK jr run away from someone collapsing feels like a harbinger of things to come

The lesson that here is that if you are a secret police type and you go along with a ginned up prosecution, you will be publicly humiliated on the stand and then the defendant will be found not guilty.

It’s a good lesson, heartwarming even.

Politics is not professional wrestling. There are no face turns. Once a heel, always a heel.

Subway missed a chance to provide free sandwiches to the Jury. 😏

Sandwich man goes free

a cartoon penguin is holding a credit card in its hand Alt: a cartoon penguin is holding a credit card in its hand

I'm buying that set.

If only he did that with all medical issues. 🫤

I am going to start saying “maybe this is the age of poets” whenever someone says something astonishingly stupid

@anyuse.bsky.social

I love this.

New replacement for “warmest regards:”

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Despite being an attorney for over 30 years, I've never done a jury trial. I think my longest trial was 1 1/2 days in n a family law case. It was a horrible grind.

You are a rockstar.

My office once got called by the employer of the court report for not having enough breaks during a hearing. The chairperson was trying to finish a hearing on time. 🫤

🎶 Tomorrow Belongs to Me 🎶

Head shot of a Woman looking like a bomb just went off in front of her, covered in soot, hair askew, with a cigarette dangling from her mouth. From the movie Heathers.

I could smell the onions and the mustard.

While you're at it, can we also get a who rubbed one out to Person X?