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Yes, this is fiction.

I think her nose gets a little smaller every time she lies. Or maybe it's the cosmetic surgery.

Painting of a fox with a hooded cloak, a grimoire and a D20. A scroll reads "The sly dungeon master". By Victoria Maderna.

A gouache commission I just finished, loved loved painting this one! 🦊

Cute picture of a baby otter being held a person's hands.

It's dangerous where you've been. Take this...

Beef jerky. Peanut butter.

The practice of consumer bankruptcy law is very cyclic. They are about to enter a new Happy Time.

I have one from when my office closed.

Timely and timeless.

I don't do employment law, but I've read many an email and thought "this should have been a meeting."

Flying American Airlines made me a supporter of high speed rail.

important reference material

A bunch of despondent Gen Z kids decide to go into a profession with abnormally high levels of mental health and substance abuse challenges.

Yay. 😔

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Antepenultimate seems like a really awkward way to say third place, but I'm going to give it a try at work.

Centrifugal casting machine? What were you casting?

It walks like a constipated toddler

The robot that needs the gyroscope and Jesus.

That's a sentence that, in the entire history of sentences, has never been written before. 😂

Never take something that eats as collateral for a loan.

Same Mr. Hat. Same...

I thought purple was something completely different.

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Fuck Jeff and the horse he rode in on.

I need an app that platforms every major news outlet and offers a subscription service of a preset number of articles read per month, or a pay per article option

I want to support journalism without having to get 12 different monthly subscriptions 🫠

A tale as old as the police. That was the theme of a bunch of Sherlock Holmes stories too.

And no one asked him if we should deal with the "liquidity" problem by repealing the tax breaks for billionaires?

He was campaigning to be transportation secretary, so this is a natural fit. 😏

Tech bros tired of reinventing buses reinvent phrenology instead

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Dr Murray,

As my go to science study explainer, is this on your wheelhouse? Perhaps a future Substack article?

Thank you. 😁

Watching RFK jr run away from someone collapsing feels like a harbinger of things to come

The lesson that here is that if you are a secret police type and you go along with a ginned up prosecution, you will be publicly humiliated on the stand and then the defendant will be found not guilty.

It’s a good lesson, heartwarming even.