Mad Skills.
14.08.2025 00:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@finegentlemaninnh.bsky.social
Dark Frazzled Muppet Vibe. Hereditary member of the Patriarchy & work in progress as a human being. Does law things. Snark is my love language.
Mad Skills.
14.08.2025 00:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Trump were to "convince" the Fed to dramatically lower interest rates, what would be the effect on the economy?
13.08.2025 19:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Books are not the only thing you can check out from a library. They have all kinds of cool and useful stuff, like tools.
If you love books but don't feel like leaving the house sometimes (or a lot), you can check out digital books in your pajamas from bed.
Libraries and librarians are the best!
This is like Idiocracy from the Star Trek mirror universe where everyone is evil
13.08.2025 03:54 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Sorry for not texting you back I was obsessing about tragedies Iβm powerless to change
13.08.2025 04:11 β π 538 π 141 π¬ 8 π 3If you're in DC and want to abuse federal agents w/o spending 5 years inside for assault with a sandwich, here's a perfectly legal letter you can give them when they come near you. It explains what they're doing to their children, so it's even helpful.
12.08.2025 14:06 β π 175 π 70 π¬ 8 π 4Surely being honest with voters is a doomed strategy.
12.08.2025 22:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Picture from a cartoon. A blind cartoon fox wearing worn clothes and holding a begging cup. The text states "please sir, may I have a crumb of context."
12.08.2025 21:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The worst were those who would tell the potential client that I could achieve a certain result, that I could not achieve.
12.08.2025 21:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Two potential uses.
1. Put it in your conference room or waiting area to impress your clients.
2. Leave it for future archeologists, who can extract the DNA from the verdict, allowing them to clone the verdict for future generations.
This seems even more timely this week.
12.08.2025 21:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Once again, @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social delivers.
12.08.2025 21:29 β π 207 π 13 π¬ 3 π 1A two-panel comic titled βADHD Paralysis.β The top panel, labeled βLooks Like,β shows a simple white character lying sideways on a blue couch, staring at their phone with a neutral expression. The room is messy, with clothes, books, mugs, and a backpack scattered around. A thought bubble says, βWhatever, I donβt care if itβs clean.β The bottom panel, labeled βFeels Like,β shows the same image, but the background is overlaid with a large block of cluttered, anxious inner monologue text about wanting to clean but feeling overwhelmed, guilty, and stuck. The text reflects racing thoughts, procrastination, and self-criticism.
It took me a long time to realize that not everyone has to argue/negotiate/shame their brain into doing routine household tasks.
12.08.2025 16:44 β π 283 π 102 π¬ 6 π 7Even Turkey Man would be a better choice...
12.08.2025 11:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Forever team chaotic good. Be chaos. Do it for good
12.08.2025 00:59 β π 1 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Just noting that if you live in DC and youβre called to grand jury and get a case that involves this fascist take over, there is a thing you can do called no true bill and the case is dismissed. And if you get on a petit jury there is a thing called jury nullification and itβs pretty cool too.
12.08.2025 00:09 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0My entire career has been focused on reducing crime through supporting upstream interventions and preventions. More law enforcement is not the answer to curbing crime and making communities safe. A strong social safety net, housing, economic opportunity, etc are.
11.08.2025 22:28 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0A Britcom like 'allo 'allo would be brilliant.
The Irish Republic was officially neutral during WW 2. At least at the beginning of the war, pilots who crashed in Ireland were interned for the duration of the war in adjacent camps, but had a great deal of freedom.
Great comedy potential.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Jacket sleeves with the tag left on. I watched men wearing tan shoes with navy suits in the dark near the Watergate hotel. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears of homeless children left in rain.
11.08.2025 19:21 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Fake Lego set containing otters drinking beers in front of a pub.
Test post.
11.08.2025 14:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's Mordor
11.08.2025 00:42 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Human Resources would probably take a dim view of that. π
10.08.2025 21:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have a coworker who gets all wound up about something and will come into my office to tell me the Tale of Horror.
There is no point in interrupting her to tell her how you want to handle the issue.
Once she finishes the Tale of Horror, she will listen to what you say.
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10.08.2025 21:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your lawyer is not your therapist. They charge WAY more per hour and are not covered by insurance.
10.08.2025 20:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Popehat nails the practice of law.
10.08.2025 20:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes they do...
10.08.2025 01:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.
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