Aceituna Ciruela 🫒🍏

I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS *clasp*
I FEEL IT IN MY TOES *flute*
THIS MOTHERFUCKERS MEAN TO HARM US
AND THE GOTTA GO

32. Piranesi - Susanna Clarke
Qué gozada de libro. Es verdad que al principio no entiendes gran cosa de lo que pasa, pero según descubres cosas no para de decir: guau. Es super entretenido, fácil de leer y coges cariño al prota casi desde el minuto 1. Realmente muy recomendable.

"tenía orejas"

My half orc barbarian raises her great hammer and-thats a one

Thanks, New Yorker

a fluffy white and gray tabby cat laying on a bed and looking up at the camera, forelimbs stretched forward to reveal mitt-like polydactyl paws

everything is brutal and terrible and bewildering but, however, look:

There's a full moon shining in the sky... you know what that means... EXTRA UPDATE!
We're back to the main story! Chapter 02 begins!
#comics #webcomics
Last page🔽
fullmoonpanic.com/?p=1054
From the beginning🌝
fullmoonpanic.com?p=589

Estoy muy contenta de que en Barcelona hayan inaugurado por fin el carril ganso

Ann Radcliffe eating hard cheese right before bed to give herself nightmares, Stoker claiming Dracula was the result of a nightmare induced by a “too generous helping of dressed crab,” let’s go back to the golden age of eating incredibly rich food before bed to create horror literature

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

i have met a number of pigs, including pigs i later went on to eat (we have small farmers in our family) and quite frankly, getting to know pigs has made me feel even less bad about eating them

they would 100% eat us if given the chance

Witchy crows 🐦‍⬛

Que esté tan generalizado que en este país te lleven por el camino de la amargura es UNA NEFASTA NOTICIA y si lo de las millones de renuncias lo lees junto al titular de que hay mogollón de bajas por ansiedad y depresión la historia se cuenta sola.

No sé si funcionará tho 😂

Es que ha salido el video del chaval hablando de como hacer que el loctite se seque más rápido (y como evitar que se pegue a la mano u otras cosas) y me he acordado

a crude drawing of a trash bin with a large human face sticking out of the top of it, surrounded by trash, with the caption "early testing for the public trash bins with human faces that beg to be fed garbage indicated that most found them too unsettling to use. However, the small number of participants, including some investors, who said they found the bins deeply erotic, and attempted to form romantic relationships with the bins was considered promising enough to continue funding the project."

10/07/2025

Rellenalo de loctite y ponle bicarbonato y solucionado

Bípedo seguro

My Dad is Dracula (and The Headless Horseman) 🐴

Escena de la serie Arrested Development, en la que Lucille le dice a su hijo Michael que quiere a todos sus hijos por igual. Un flashback muestra que hace un rato, en el mismo día, dijo que no le importaba uno de ellos. Aquí Lucille es El Archivista de The Magnus Archives, los hijos son sus compañeros de trabajo y el hijo que le importa menos es Martin.

Ya estoy en la etapa de hacer memes de The Magnus Archives.

Suds & Kisses by Ange Friera, published 10/21/2025 on https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/suds-n-kisses-ange-friera Ange Friera draws with a a thin, textured line and uses a color palette primarily of browns, oranges, and grays- except for later in the story when the colors shift to blues, pinks, and maroons. The view starts outside of a residential building, just barely showing a person sitting on their couch on the other side of the window. The point of view jumps to the main character, who is looking at the TV remote in their hand, with the cuff of their thick brown hoody pulled up to their wrist. "Oh, it's out!" From behind their shaggy red hair, the viewer sees that the main character has a movie menu open on their wide TV screen. "'The Maestro'?" Calls a voice from the next room. "Yeah, c'mere!" The red-headed person replies, gesturing at the screen. For the first time we can see that they are a non-binary masc person with a light orange skin tone, round eyes, and multiple facial piercings and wearing a big thick hoody. They are holding a throw pillow against their chest while browsing the offerings on TV. "Oh, shoot. Hold on!" The voice from the other room calls back.

Now popping their head in through the door with a towel slung over their shoulder, they continue, "I wanna shower first. Wait for me?" They have black hair that swoops over and past their shoulder, with the sides of their head shaved. Their skin tone is slightly darker than the other character's, and their eyes are almond-shaped. "Only if you don't take forever!" Laughs the red head. Cautiously, the black haired person offers, "You know... You're always welcome to join me. ...If you're feeling up for it." "O-oh." The red head hugs their pillow more tightly to their chest, a nervous expression falling over their face. "..I don't know..." Beads of sweat roll down their cheek.

From off panel, the red head continues, "I just... don't feel comfortable in my body yet... Maybe after the surgery...?" "Hey, hey..." The black haired partner interjects, waving their hands quickly as if to wave away their initial suggestion. "It's alright, baby. Don't worry about it." They're trying to be reassuring but their brows are knitted. From their tight little ball on the couch, the red head replies, "... Okay..." without making eye contact. "I'll be quick!" The partner says, blowing a little kiss before disappearing through the door. A pink banner unfurls across the bottom of the page, stating "Read the rest on OhJoySextoy.com"

Showering with somebody else is already such an intimate, vulnerable action, but when your body dysphoria is at full alert it becomes an impossible ask. @qqnge.bsky.social tells a tender story about navigating that discomfort and finding connection.
www.ohjoysextoy.com/suds-n-kisse...

El cupo de información valiosa que necesitáis ver hoy en redes.

Al parecer las etts suelen hacerlo, pero tienen que ponerlo en la nómina que hacen eso.

Estos ni siquiera lo han puesto, asique ahí ando

Que lo normal en ETT es prorratear vacaciones fjsjfjdjfj

Este año acabo de juicios

Estoy peleándome para que me den accesos en el curro y peleándome con la ETT porque dicen que las vacaciones me las han estado prorrateando y pagando en la nómina (cosa que es ilegal)

Y estamos a martes

Con "enemigos" no quiero decir "los judíos", sino "gente financiada y defendida por Gran Bretaña que usa mal el nombre de las religiones como excusa para la conquista" eh, que me veo a los tontos en las respuestas xDD

Hoy he aprendido que si te da un ictus y afecta a la zona del lenguaje puedes perder tu idioma materno pero mantener un idioma que hayas aprendido de adulto.

Imaginaos que os da un telele y solo habláis francés. Sería graciosísimo

Wait
This stupid motherfucking tiny short-arse baby
Got a tiny little itty-bitty body And I hate it

AND IT PREVENTS YOU FROM FORMING MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP