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I write software and comedy, sometimes at the same time. Knicks | Yankees | Bluebirds (iykyk)
Sexagenarian sounds so much better than it is.
07.11.2025 16:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We went from overly simplistic offense under Thibs to no offensive plays whatsoever under Brown.
01.11.2025 00:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The first rule of turning 60 is you donβt talk about turning 60.
25.10.2025 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did someone tell Hukporti that heβs not allowed to take a mid range jumper no matter how wide open he is?
18.10.2025 01:25 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Knicks PTSD is Mike Brownβs shaved head and glasses giving David Fizdale flashbacks.
13.10.2025 23:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you have to drop your knee to the ground to reach it, donβt swing at it! π€¦π»ββοΈ
#repbx
Are we giving up already? Get Gil off of the mound! #RepBX
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02.10.2025 16:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hope you had a great off-season!
02.10.2025 16:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nah, theyβd be playing some D with Thibs.
02.10.2025 16:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We missing Thibs yet?
#knicks
How to choose a Honeydew melon:
Buy one Honeydew, each week, from May 15 to Aug 31.
Enjoy the one that tastes good.
Just heard someone from
PA pronounce Wilkes-Barre βwoolks bearβ, and now understand why the Yankees farm system under-delivers.
DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
Mikal is so much worse than his stats. He has sporadic hot streaks, and hits some clutch 4th quarter shots. But it takes him 3 quarters of high volume misses of routine 2 pt jumpers to find his range
28.05.2025 14:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not gonna lie. I gave up. I thought we were getting swept.π§Ή
26.05.2025 23:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This must be how Boston felt
22.05.2025 03:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Who would win in a free throw contest, Mitch Robinson or Aaron Judge?
10.05.2025 21:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh My God!
LFGNYK!!!!!!!!!
Trying to stay positive on my birthday. But Iβm starting to suspect that the Wonder Twin Powers might never actually Activate.
06.05.2025 22:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was about to be livid with KAT, then realized it was a genius play. Guess his bball iq is higher than mine. π
LFGNYK
#knicks
Elon Musk laughing at the federal workers he fired. You canβt make this up.
27.03.2025 23:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gotta post to #MassageSky π
12.03.2025 01:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
As of today, a new term has entered our language. A βrubioβ is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Donβt be such a rubio.
01.03.2025 04:03 β π 67905 π 14484 π¬ 3097 π 1212What a win!!!! #knicks #lfgnyk
01.03.2025 03:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As bad as weβre playing, Iβm amazed weβre only down 10. #knicks
01.03.2025 02:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He looks leaner. Hope it makes him more resilient.
01.03.2025 01:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hasnβt been the same since he came back
01.03.2025 01:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MITCH!!!
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